Birthday Quotes

My mother is going to have to stop lying about her age because pretty soon I'm going to be older than she is.

I was born old and get younger every day. At present I am sixty years young.

I ain't as good as I once was, But I'm as good once as I ever was.

Time has a wonderful way of weeding out the trivial.

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

So be sure when you step, Step with care and great tact.

You're birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar..... Yung No Mo

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

I created Punk for this day and age. Do you see Britney walking around wearing ties and singing punk? Hell no. That's what I do. I'm like a Sid Vicious for a new generation.

The law of harvest is to reap more than you sow. Sow an act, and you reap a habit. Sow a habit and you reap a character. Sow a character and you reap a destiny.

Sometimes people are beautiful. Not in looks. Not in what they say. Just in what they are.

Your past is not your potential. In any hour you can choose to liberate the future.

Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know “why” I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t paved.

All the world's a stage, and all the men and women mearly players.

It is not more surprising to be born twice than once; everything in nature is resurrection.

If life is a birthday cake let my face be smeared with its icing of cognac and kindness.

Forty is the old age of youth; fifty the youth of old age.

You grow up the day you have the first real laugh at yourself.

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.

The day which we fear as our last is but the birthday of eternity.

I begged my mom for a beat machine, she spent a crazy amount of money - so there were no more Christmases, no more basketball camps, no more birthday gifts. I always knew that's what I wanted to do.

Live not one's life as though one had a thousand years, but live each day as the last.

When you believe in a thing, believe in it all the way, implicitly and unquestionably.

Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a large margarita

Time flies when you are having fun.

If you're not getting older, you're dead.

Hungry Hungry Hippos is so depressing. You continuously chomp away at those balls and you are alone and it's your birthday.'

It is on this beautiful day that we celebrate the Fuhrers birthday and thank him for he is the only reason why Germany is still alive today

Once I planned to write a book of poems entirely about the things in my pocket. But I found it would be too long; and the age of the great epics is past.

Your birthday is a special day, May it bring you love and cheer It gives a chance for me to say, Happy birthday every year

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Happy birthday greetings and warmest wishes, too May today, tomorrow, everyday Be truly happy for you.

The sooner you treat your son as a man, the sooner he will be one.

It is utterly false and cruelly arbitrary... to put all the play and learning into childhood, all the work into middle age, and all the regrets into old age.

There was a star danced, and under that was I born.

Youth has no age.

Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.

It seems as if an age of genius must be succeeded by an age of endeavour; riot and extravagance by cleanliness and hard work.

I heard last year at [insert name]'s birthday party they had to set up mirrors to make it look like a crowd.

Learn to be calm and you will always be happy.

Happiness is a choice. You grieve, you stomp your feet, you pick yourself up and choose to be happy.

Joy is that kind of happiness that does not depend on what happens.

A real man is one who remembers the lady's birthday, but never knows how old she is. A man who never remembers her birthday, but knows exactly how old she is, - is her husband.

I don't want to look at other people my age in leather. Why would I put it on?

Let gratitude be the pillow upon which you kneel to say your nightly prayer. And let faith be the bridge you build to overcome evil and welcome good.

Youth is a circumstance you can't do anything about. The trick is to grow up without getting old.

If only I may grow: firmer, simpler, quieter, warmer.

The older I get, the more I see the power of that young woman, my mother.

Nature gives you the face you have at twenty; it is up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.

Ours is an excessively conscious age. We know so much, we feel so little.