Birthday Quotes

At 50, don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. Happy 50th birthday.

I have no problems with buying tampons. I am a fairly modern man. But apparently they're not a "proper" present. "Happy birthday, mum!"

Today you are you! That is truer than true!

Middle age is when you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by nine o'clock.

There must be a day or two in a man's life when he is the precise age for something important.

Thank you for all the birthday wishes, it's brought a tear to my eye, and a boner to my pants.

'What you doing in the club on a Thursday?' She say she only here for her girl birthday... They ordered champagne but still look thirsty, Rock Forever 21 but just turned 30.

I have everything I had twenty years ago, only it's all a little bit lower.

View life as a continuous learning experience.

I love the big fresh starts, the clean slates like birthdays and new years, but I also really like the idea that we can get up every morning and start over.

The seven ages of man: spills, drills, thrills, bills, ills, pills and wills.

Everyday is a birthday; every moment of it is new to us; we are born again, renewed for fresh work and endeavor.

At fifty everyone has the face he deserves.

[On his 83rd birthday] Physical condition or advancing of age are not obstacles to a perfect life. God does not look at external things but at the soul.

The advantage of being eighty years old is that one has many people to love.

If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.

I took my husband to the hospital yesterday to have 17 stitches out - that'll teach him to buy me a sewing kit for my birthday.

You are as young as your faith, as old as your doubt, as young as your self-confidence, as old as your fear.

grow old with me. the best is yet to be. the last of life for which the first was made.

I tried to bake a cake for my mother's birthday - it took me four hours. It was terrible, and I cried for three days.

The best birthday present I ever got was born 10 minutes before I was.

Husbands come and go; children come and eventually they go. Friends grow up and move away. But the one thing that's never lost is your sister.

The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.

A bad manner spoils everything, even reason and justice; a good one supplies everything, gilds a No, sweetens a truth, and adds a touch of beauty to old age itself.

We don't understand life any better at forty than at twenty, but we know it and admit it

Of middle age the best that can be said is that a middle aged person has likely learned how to have a little fun in spite of his troubles.

Oh, to be seventy again!

We can't reach old age by another man's road.

When I turned 18, I skipped my party to take my girlfriend on a road trip. It turned out to be an amazing birthday.

Plant the seeds of Love in your hearts. Let them grow into trees of Service and shower the sweet fruit of Ananda. Share the Ananda with all. That is the proper way to celebrate the Birthday

Odd, isn't it? You know when your birthday is, but not your death day, even though you pass the date year after year, never suspecting that some day.

Now that I'm 60, every morning I look in the mirror and say, "I don't know who you are, stranger, but I'm gonna shave you anyway".

On Father's Day, we again wish you all happy birthday.

I've got everything I had 20 years ago, except now it's all lower.

At fifty the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore.

Today, you're 50. Now we can round your age up to 100! Happy 50th birthday!

Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.

On my tenth birthday a bicycle and an atlas coincided as presents and a few days later I decided to cycle to India.

I've never had a surprise birthday party. I've had every other type of surprise. I've had surprise beatings, surprise drug tests, surprise daughter I think.

I don't want to fight aging; I want to take good care of myself, but plastic surgery and all that? I'm not interested.

Life, a good life, a great life is about "Why not?" May we never forget it.

Let all beings in all the worlds be happy. Include this universal prayer in your prayers every day. This is my birthday message to you.

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract.

Age is a matter of feeling, not of years.

If I had to live again I would do exactly the same thing. Of course I have regrets, but if you are 60 years old and you have no regrets then you haven't lived.

If you have nothing to say for yourself then kindly keep your mouth shut!

I was playing birthday parties. House-rent parties where they used to sell whisky during prohibition.

You really must stop acting Like a 20-year-old, gold plated In a midlife crisis You just graduated Happy 60th

Every ten years a man should give himself a good kick in the pants.

I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.