Birthday Quotes

If you haven't turned rebel by twenty you've got no heart; if you haven't turned establishment by thirty you've got no brains!

A benefit consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.

Have the will to be well, to be happy, and to live in joy.

On your birthday . . . Have a cuppa, kick off your shoes, sit back and relax ? you deserve it! Best Wishes for a Very Relaxing Birthday.

A few years ago it dawned on me that everybody past a certain age - regardless of how they look on the outside - pretty much constantly dreams of being able to escape from their lives.

With sixty staring me in the face, I have developed inflammation of the sentence structure and definite hardening of the paragraphs.

There's nothing funnier than getting a death threat via MySpace. Why don't you just write it in a children's birthday card.

Of course I didn't take my wife to see Rochdale as an anniversary present. It was her birthday and would I have got married during the football season? Anyway, it was Rochdale reserves.

Is it not that, in the chain of human events, the birthday of the nation is indissolubly linked with the birthday of the Saviour?

Well, I want you to know how much I appreciate this. Really.

Happy is the hearing man; unhappy the speaking man.

I tried to be as positive as possible, because I have the same birthday as Michael Jackson. He is my cosmic brother. I love him.

Funny, but after trading for more than 15 years, I still am capable of forgetting a cardinal rule: The paper you own, in the end, will be intertwined with the fate of the 30-year bond.

I chose to wait to get my drivers license. Since I was working and I didn't have time, I got it like a week before my 18th birthday.

Washington's birthday is as close to a secular Christmas as any Christian country dare come this side of blasphemy.

Every age develops its own peculiar forms of pathology, which express in exaggerated form its underlying character structure.

Of late I appear To have reached that stage When people who look old Who are only my age.

Very few people do anything creative after the age of thirty-five. The reason is that very few people do anything creative before the age of thirty-five.

As winter strips the leaves from around us, so that we may see the distant regions they formerly concealed, so old age takes away our enjoyments only to enlarge the prospect of the coming eternity.

I'm actually a perpetual 13-year-old. I've never advanced beyond 13. Every day, tomorrow is my 14th birthday. That's my kind of humor.

My first recognition of age setting in was exactly on my 36th birthday. I have no idea why, on this day of all days, I looked in the mirror and realized my face no longer looked young.

Birthdays could be such a bummer when you were older than the country you lived in.

I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. When it's my birthday, and when it's not my birthday.

It is well for the world that in most of us, by the age of thirty, the character has set like plaster, and will never soften again.

A major advantage of age is learning to accept people without passing judgment.

When you're playing music, say for instance, you're playing a part of the band and you're looking at your music, your horn is down into the stand. This way, it's

I can't look in the mirror and look at fake things. I just can't. I'd rather age.

It's the golden age of French cinema again but it's because Sarkozy had the guts to push through copyright law.

It's not really difficult to go from one voice into the next. It's like asking you to sing a line of Happy Birthday and then Goodnight Irene - assuming you know the words to both those songs

A man thirty years old, I said to myself, should have his field of life all ploughed, and his planting well done; for after that it is summer time.

It seems like the more you grow up the more you fear things.

School teaches you what to do with the rest of your life. I already knew.

If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people.

I grabbed a pile of dust, and holding it up, foolishly asked for as many birthdays as the grains of dust, I forgot to ask that they be years of youth.

No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating.

At twenty-one, so many things appear solid, permanent, untenable.

I used to go to the US Open on my birthdays and sit in the nosebleeds.

Everybody looks like clones and the only people you notice are my age. I don't notice anybody unless they look great, and every now and again they do, and they are usually 70.

I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a gun.

Our brains are seventy-year clocks. The Angel of Life winds them up once for all, then closes the case, and gives the key into the hand of the Angel of the Resurrection.

When she woke briefly during her last illness and found all her family around her bedside: "Am I dying or is this my birthday?"

Time, where did you go? / Why did you leave me here alone? / Wait, don't go so fast / I'm missing the moments as they pass

When I passed forty I dropped pretense, 'cause men like women who got some sense.

I often go to bed in my birthday suit. But I like teddies and cute little undies that match. I like a sexy bra and panty set, or little shorts.

Because the birthday of my life Is come, my love is come to me.

Today, you're halfway to 100! Here's to optimism, whether it is realistic or not. Happy 50th birthday!

Use your health, even to the point of wearing it out. That is what it is for. Spend all you have before you die; do not outlive yourself.

We accumulate our opinions at an age when our understanding is at its weakest.

I rented an island for Kanye West birthday. A far, far away place where no one can find us.

I thought about it for awhile, hiding it from the rest of my mind. But I didn't ruin my birthday by secretly thinking about it too hard