Biscuits Quotes

Biscuits Quote of the day

Take a lover who looks at you like maybe you are a bourbon biscuit.

You will never reach your destination if you stop & throw stones at every dog that barks...Better keep biscuits & Move on.

Cruise the diamond district with my biscuit.

Money can't buy you love, but it can get you some really good chocolate ginger biscuits.

You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit.

Slap some bacon on a biscuit and let's go! We're burnin' daylight!

A positive attitude and a sense of humor go together like biscuits and gravy.

When I cannot write a poem, I bake biscuits and feel just as pleased.

There are two types of people in this world: one who opens a packet of biscuits, has one and puts the rest back in the cupboard, and one who eats the whole packet in one go.

Accidentally consumed five biscuits when I wasn't paying attention. Those biscuits are wily fellows - they leap in like sugary ninjas

You ever dip your biscuit in your tea and it breaks. I swear now, you never get used to that.

Life was like a batch of biscuits without the baking powder: flat, flat, flat.

Powdermilk biscuits: Heavens, theyre tasty and expeditious! Theyre made from whole wheat, to give shy persons the strength to get up and do what needs to be done

It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit.

Is it true that you shouted at Professor Umbridge?" "Yes." "You called her a liar?" "Yes." "You told her He Who Must Not Be Named is back?" "Yes." "Have a biscuit, Potter.

I took the wife's family out for tea biscuits. They weren't too happy about having to give blood though.

I still don't believe this craziness for being skinny, but I eat sensibly and I don't stuff down chocolate biscuits.

You gotta risk it to get the biscuit.

Just because a chicken was born in the oven doesn't make it a biscuit.

Most of our childhood is stored not in photos, but in certain biscuits, lights of day, smells, textures of carpet.

I love cheese and biscuits, the stronger the better.

Raising children is like making biscuits: it is as easy to raise a big batch as one, while you have your hands in the dough.

I've read hundreds of cookbooks. Most of those cookbooks don't even tell you how to get a steak ready, how to bake biscuits or an apple pie.

I'm not "filled with my art". I ain't got no art. I've got only a kind of craftsman's skill, and make stories as I make biscuits or embroider underwear or wrap up packages.

What if I couldn't read? I wouldn't be able to text my friends movie times or even order cheese biscuits from Red Lobster!

Just because a cat has kittens in the oven, that doesn't make them biscuits.

I'm never getting too lonely because it's the kind of disease where you might sit in front of the TV with three bags of biscuits, rather than communicate with the world.

You got to risk it if you want the biscuit.

The real issue is not whether baking biscuits is meaningful, but the extent to which the activity can seem to be so after it has been continuously stretched and subdivided across five thousand lives.

They tell us we are all citizens, that we were born in this country. Well, a cat can have kittens in the oven, but that doesn't make them biscuits!

I can still memory - taste the fresh buttermilk pancakes and hot buttermilk biscuits - both made with lard! - that were cooked on the top, or in the oven, of that ancient iron stove.

The Robertson family and bad ideas go together like biscuits and jam.

I thought about making biscuits, but there seemed to be more than enough calories on board.

The crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe!

You know sometimes football turns on the slightest biscuit of good fortune.

I worked the morning biscuit line at Hardee's.

Bowie and McCartney arrived, and the biscuits and caviare started and I left immediately. I don't like shouting across rooms, with people in shiny suits who look like used-car salesmen.

Ray Charles has always been a big part of my life.

Sister Mary chose that moment to come in with the tea. Satanist or not, she'd also found a plate and arranged some iced biscuits on it.

Obama's Nobel Peace Prize is an exquisite act of condescension from Norwegians, a dog biscuit and a pat on the head to the American hyperpower for agreeing to spay itself into a hyperpoodle.

Sweetened ice tea is one of the things I love about the South, right up there with homemade biscuits and cheese grits.

...instead of offering me a Garibaldi biscuit, she asked me with that faint lisp of hers, to 'have some squashed flies, George'.

Why is it that most of the folks I know think "personal growth" is caused entirely by those second and third helpings of biscuits and gravy?

I've learnt that if I tell myself I'm not allowed something, I binge on it later. So if I want chocolate, I have chocolate. If I want biscuits, I have biscuits. I love cake. I just love cake.

I got fired once for putting like a packet of biscuits through a fan - I was really bored.

Unlike other Jewish families, we didn't go out for Chinese food on Sundays, but we spent our time in a world of baking powder biscuits and the best shrimp cocktails that ever were.

I think country music is a champion of women. That stuff coming out of Nashville now wants to see a woman looking good in the kitchen whipping up some biscuits.

He’s a tough little son of a biscuit eater. (Bubba)

When I get tired, I start eating things that I wouldn't normally crave, like biscuits, because they'll give me a bit of energy to keep going.

It's said the FA chairman (Keith Wiseman) would travel 200 miles to open a biscuit tin. Why?