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Blokes Quotes: "The rest of the Spice Girls wanted to invite the entire Bayern Munich team because they reckoned they'd never known blokes to be on top for 90 minutes and still come second."

The rest of the Spice Girls wanted to invite the entire Bayern Munich team because they reckoned they'd never known blokes to be on top for 90 minutes and still come second.



Blokes Quotes: "Three blokes go into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability."

Three blokes go into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.




Blokes Quotes: "I'm not really a churchy person, although I do think Jesus was a good bloke."

I'm not really a churchy person, although I do think Jesus was a good bloke.



Blokes Quotes: "Ive worked really physically hard, and I was never afraid of working hard as younger bloke."

Ive worked really physically hard, and I was never afraid of working hard as younger bloke.




Blokes Quotes: "People often ask why comedy is harder for women, and the reason is because a tampon will sometimes fall out when you're on stage. Blokes don't have that worry."

People often ask why comedy is harder for women, and the reason is because a tampon will sometimes fall out when you're on stage. Blokes don't have that worry.



Blokes Quotes: "I think it's better if blokes can admit that they can have crushes on other blokes. I've probably had crushes but never really sexual crushes on men."

I think it's better if blokes can admit that they can have crushes on other blokes. I've probably had crushes but never really sexual crushes on men.



Blokes Quotes: "Three blokes go into a pub. Something happens. The outcome was hilarious!"

Three blokes go into a pub. Something happens. The outcome was hilarious!




Blokes Quotes: "Sad old blokes, I'm told, now dream of me with a whip in hand."

Sad old blokes, I'm told, now dream of me with a whip in hand.



Blokes Quotes: "Maybe if I'd not been able to kick a ball it would have been different, but I doubt it because all my mates are decent blokes now, just normal fellas with families."

Maybe if I'd not been able to kick a ball it would have been different, but I doubt it because all my mates are decent blokes now, just normal fellas with families.



Blokes Quotes: "I don't find offensive that I'm being labelled a babe by blokes. I'm absolutely flattered."

I don't find offensive that I'm being labelled a babe by blokes. I'm absolutely flattered.



Blokes Quotes: "Basically it's just a whole bunch of blokes standing around scratching themselves"

Basically it's just a whole bunch of blokes standing around scratching themselves



Blokes Quotes: "Good big blokes are better than good little blokes. Then again, good little blokes are better than dud big blokes. And dud big blokes should play something other than Rugby"

Good big blokes are better than good little blokes. Then again, good little blokes are better than dud big blokes. And dud big blokes should play something other than Rugby




Blokes Quotes: "When you go to clubs in London there are loads of good-looking blokes, and I feel like a bit of a minger"

When you go to clubs in London there are loads of good-looking blokes, and I feel like a bit of a minger



Blokes Quotes: "I am going to become a writer for Cosmo - you don’t have to make any sense at all. Or maybe I’ll be a bloke, they don’t have to make sense either."

I am going to become a writer for Cosmo - you don’t have to make any sense at all. Or maybe I’ll be a bloke, they don’t have to make sense either.



Blokes Quotes: "I say to the young blokes, when you get asked for an autograph, don't knock it back because there'll be a time where no one will ask you."

I say to the young blokes, when you get asked for an autograph, don't knock it back because there'll be a time where no one will ask you.



Blokes Quotes: "There's nothing the British like better than a bloke who comes from nowhere, makes it, and then gets clobbered."

There's nothing the British like better than a bloke who comes from nowhere, makes it, and then gets clobbered.



Blokes Quotes: "This bloke was so pissed, he thought his vomit had come to life!"

This bloke was so pissed, he thought his vomit had come to life!



Blokes Quotes: "The Beatles were a phenomenon, but they were also ordinary blokes like anyone else. I was lucky enough to see that side."

The Beatles were a phenomenon, but they were also ordinary blokes like anyone else. I was lucky enough to see that side.



Blokes Quotes: "I went into a shop and I said, "Can someone sell me a kettle." The bloke said "Kenwood" I said, "Where is he?""

I went into a shop and I said, "Can someone sell me a kettle." The bloke said "Kenwood" I said, "Where is he?"



Blokes Quotes: "The problem wiv some blokes is that wen they ain't drunk, they're sober."

The problem wiv some blokes is that wen they ain't drunk, they're sober.