Bottles Quotes

If I was gonna go to jail, I don't want to go to jail for stealing a bottle of water. I'll steal that $20 million. At least then it was worth it.

I can teach you how to bottle fame, brew glory, even put a stopper on death.

I meditate and put on a rubber tire with three bottles of beer. Most of the time I just sit picking my nose and thinking.

I'm like a bottle of milk with gloves.

You can enjoy a $15 bottle of wine as much as you can enjoy a $100 bottle of wine.

Hey, ah, does anyone want a cookie or something? Oh yeah. A cookie. That would make everything better. Dunked in a shot of tequila , maybe? Or better yet, just the bottle? Yeah, that ought to do it.

I have a zillion bottles of hot sauce. I love Trader Joe's jalapeno. The whole right side of my fridge is filled with hot sauce.

Sweet is old wine in bottles, ale in barrels.

I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia.

The turn I made was not the one I planned. And I watched my social standing slip away from me, while I watched the bottle slowly take command.

If you get to be a really big headliner, you have to be prepared for people throwing bottles at you in the night.

When a private talk over a bottle of wine is broadcast on the radio, what can it mean but that the world is turning into a concentration camp?

Oh, I suppose my wife and I will open a bottle of champagne with another couple.

All my wife has ever taken from the Mediterranean - from that whole vast intuitive culture - are four bottles of Chianti to make into lamps, and two china condiment donkeys labelled Sally and Peppy.

And the commercials would have sickened a goat raised on barbed wire and broken beer bottles.

I remember when a Coke came in a six-ounce bottle, and delicious it was. Now it comes in sizes so big that I question how the human bladder can deal with the intake.

In the bottle discontent seeks for comfort, cowardice for courage, and bashfulness for confidence.

The most important things are actually the easiest to obtain: great friends, good food, and a decent bottle of wine.

Bad people drink bad beer. You almost never see an empty bottle of Rochefort tossed onto the side of the road.

We ought to be opening a bottle of wine!

Don't think I'm talking nonsense because I'm drunk. I'm not a bit drunk. Brandy's all very well, but I need two bottles to make me drunk.

You need to eat, but you don't really need to eat filet mignon every night or buy bottles of champagne at a thousand a pop.

The wine in the bottle does not quench thirst.

Comedy is like catching lightning in a bottle.

Poems . . . are perfume bottles momentarily unstopped - what they release is volatile and will vanish, and yet it can be released again.

I would say aside from Moxie soda bottles and Masonic artifacts, there's nothing I really collect.

Then it was like a genie out of the bottle and it began to walk all on its own and in directions I did not want.

You can't teach biology with a bottle containing dead animals and organisms.

Of all wines, Champagne is the one that is the anytime drink, the panacea for all ills, the best bottle for any occasion and absolutely the only solution when there is something to celebrate.

Let Pirelli's / Miracle Elixir / Activate your roots, sir... Keep it off your boots, sir- / Eats right through. Yes, get Pirelli's! / Use a bottle of it! / Ladies seem to love it... Flies do, too!

To approach the stranger is to invite the unexpected, release a new force, let the genie out of the bottle. It is to start a new train of events that is beyond your control.

I'm not on a health kick. I know I should take vitamins, for example, but I forget half the time. I just can't be bothered carrying around a lot of little bottles.

Morning breaks. So do bottles and bones.

a certain red cardinal sounded like a little bottle being filled up, up, up with some clear liquid.

what storyteller is adequate to her story? The story carries us along, bottles on the tide, each with our secret mesage and the fervent hope that it does not turn out to be blank.

A maiden's first kiss cometh hard, yea, it is as the first olive out of a bottle, requiring much skill; but the rest are easy.

Sometimes, however, this sense of isolation, like acid spilling out of a bottle, can unconsciously eat away at a person’s heart and dissolve it.

Once I threw a water bottle from the stage into the audience, and it hit Tony Bennett in the head. It was a special moment for me.

There really isn't anything more refreshing then iced Coke out of the old-school glass bottles.

To the bottle! In infancy, the milk bottle; in our prime, the wine bottle; in our dotage, the pill bottle.

For some, bottles of liquor gleam like the towers of Eldorado.

My first son didn't really take a bottle, and I didn't like giving bottles.

Dinah Shore? Wonderful woman. Dinah formed a foundation to locate missing senior citizens by putting their pictures on prune juice bottles.

Most 'scientists' are bottle washers and button sorters.

A blog is a message in a bottle, both in purpose and likely readership.

The giant imaginary bottle of whiskey is with me.

I saw a small bottle of cologne and asked if it was for sale. She said, "It's free with purchase." I asked her if anyone bought anything toda

I don't like self-righteous people," I say. "What's to like?" says Haymitch, who begins sucking the dregs out of the empty bottles.

My old man's got a problem, he lives with the bottle.

Happiness can be bought with a bottle of wine and has become ambiguous through overuse.