Bowling Quotes

Bowling Quote of the day

I’m a bowling pin, even when I fall I’ll always stand back up.

I started bowling when I was 14, my freshman year in high school.

Bowling is not a sport because you have to rent the shoes.

Every bowling center should have a house pro.

Ronald Reagan gave our party a bowling alley image as opposed to a country club image. We were talking to people who go bowling on Thursday night, and they were understanding what we were saying.

The other advantage England have got when Phil Tufnell is bowling is that he isn't fielding

Never eat in a restaurant that has a bowling trophy on the cash register.

Sorry is the Kool-Aid of human emotions. It's what you say when you spill a cup of coffee or throw a gutter ball when you're bowling with the girls in the league. True sorrow is as rare as true love.

It would be difficult to convince me that leaning has no effect whatsoever on the outcome of my bowling.

Part of the art of bowling spin is to make the batsman think something special is happening when it isn't.

When three liberals get together they form a new party; that is their idea of individualism. They never join a bowling club without introducing as part of the 'agenda' an 'amendment of the statutes.

When I was a kid, I was at a bowling alley and I ran into a soda machine. I still have the scar on my right eyebrow obviously.

I bowl my best when I am fittest and the best way to get fit is to bowl. That's how you get your rhythm. You cannot really find a rhythm by bowling in the nets.

In bowling and in life, if a person made the spares, the strikes would take care of themselves.

Eastern Connecticut is very different from Western; we're more liverwurst than pâté, more bowling than polo.

Now I do bowling, golf, and tennis. I want to be a good bowler.

Error increases with distance. It's true with bowling, and it's true with families.

You can never find the right bowling ball. This one's too heavy. This one's good but its pink!

“If I had been on 'Bowling for Dollars,' I'd wind up owing them money.”

Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.

Remember there is plenty of room at the top-but not enough to sit down.

I think we've been a lot more disciplined with our bowling. Our batting at times has been more disciplined as well.

Well, my hand never fell off, and within no time, I was bowling competitively in leagues and tournaments.

A rough should have high grass. When you go bowling they don't give you anything for landing in the gutter, do they?

We're goin bowling. If we don't come back, avenge our deaths.

He has defined cricket in his fabulous, impeccable manner. He is to batting what Shane Warne is to bowling.

A lot of the lads have a bat for the nets, a bat for facing the bowling machine and a separate bat for the match. I'll just crack on with a bat until it breaks - then crack on with another one.

I can't decide whether to commit suicide or go bowling.

“I'll never bowl with him again. After he got a strike, he spiked the ball.”

Bowling would be more interesting if it were slightly uphill.

Usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature.

What's society going to be like when the kids today are phenomenally good at text messaging and spend a huge amount of on-screen time, but have never gone bowling together?

It's far more daunting than bowling to Ricky Ponting or facing Shane Warne

In the Bowling Alley of Tomorrow, there will even be machines that wear rental shoes and throw the ball for you. Your sole function will be to drink beer.

Building a mechanical device for its appearance is like putting lace on a bowling ball.

I was a little, skinny, runt kid, and I decided that bowling was what I was going to do in life.

Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no known way to kill it that does not involve nuclear weapons.

I'm happy when I'm juggling, but I feel like I've gone from, like, 3 balls to 10 bowling balls. But, that's a good problem. I don't really have a complaint about that.

I vividly remember bowling 20 + games a day, 2 or 3 times a week.

I'm sure Putnam is right that there's been a decline in certain kinds of organizations like bowling leagues. But people participate in communities in other ways.

This man I was going with asked me for my finger measurements. I thought he was going to buy me a ring for Christmas, but he gave me a bowling ball.

Bowling, I like bowling. I've been getting into this bowling thing. It's kinda fun.

You ought to try surviving one of my family reunions. It's like having a bowling alley in your brain.

I love bowling almost as much as I love not bowling.

Back then it was nothing like today. So you'd go to the bowling alley. We bowled and you could be in the back and you could make out, you know? And you know how hot it was to make out.

The Conservatives played like England cricketers - too many rash strokes and run-outs, dropped catches and bowling anywhere but the stumps.

A run is more difficult to make than no save, because batting is in its nature a far less certain and reliable thing than bowling and fielding.

To be honest Im quite boring I love to go bowling and to the moviesWhen it comes to my wardrobe I think I dress like a 30 year old woman

I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoohah! Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks it will be like a fire hydrant!

I spent a lot of time bowling as a kid, mostly because I grew up in bowling alleys. They were kind of my playgrounds.