Broccoli Quotes

Broccoli Quote of the day

If I could uninvent anything, I would uninvent Hitler's mum, guns and broccoli.

I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.

Books aren't like broccoli. You don't have to eat it because it's good for you. Books drag you in because they are fascinating.

Don't be a salad. Be the best god damn broccoli you can ever be.

I'm President of the United States, and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli!

Listen to your broccoli and it will tell you how to eat it.

Without Pain, How Could We Know Joy?

the existence of broccoli does not in any way affect the taste of chocolate

Never eat broccoli when there are cameras around.

My mother told me, you don't have to put anything in your mouth you don't want to. Then she made me eat broccoli, which felt like double standards.

Fatherhood is telling your daughter that Michael Jackson loves all his fans, but has special feelings for the ones who eat broccoli.

I always want to defeat supervillains - it's just the chicken-and-broccoli diet that I'm not into.

You want to save more fish? Eat more broccoli.

Villains fear me because I am unpredictable and broccoli. See what I mean?

Mother: It's broccoli, dear. --- Child: I say it's spinach, and I say the hell with it.

Google 'broccoli casserole' and make the first recipe you find. I guarantee it will be disappointing.

I can't even tolerate my own playing on electric keyboards. It's not about the musical ideas - the sound itself is toxic. It's like eating plastic broccoli.

It takes less land to grow a pound of broccoli than it does a pound of beef. Less land to grow a pound of grain than a pound of beef. Less water, less energy.

I actually love fish and vegetables. I was raised on vegetables! Anything green - spinach, broccoli, brussels sprouts - I crave.

The only way to get vegetables at a diner late night is to order the omelette. A feta cheese and broccoli omelette.

I love fresh vegetables and we always include them in our meals. I don't force my kids to eat asparagus, but they do eat peas, broccoli, and carrots.

The cauliflower soup sounds so good. And the broccoli-melt sandwich. I've never heard of such a thing.

President Obama told a group of school children that broccoli was his favorite food, and they believed him. Then he told them Obamacare would reduce the deficit and the kids all busted out laughing.

Nothing heals the soul like chocolate ... It's God's apology for broccoli.

I don't remember ordering the bride of an evil maniac," said Magnus. "It was definitely beef and broccoli. What about you, Tessa? Did you order the bride of an evil maniac?

The local groceries are all out of broccoli, loccoli.

For a long while, I was really against Twitter. I mean, who cares if I'm in an airport or had broccoli for dinner?

Some hate broccoli, some hate bacon I hate having my picture taken. How can your family claim to love you And then demand a picture of you?

Then Maura made something with butter and Calla made something with bacon and Blue steamed broccoli in self-defense.

You can't hide broccoli in your glass of milk.

I don't diet. There's going to be barbecues and macaroni and cheese - but I'll have broccoli and salad the next day.

The quoting of an aphorism, like the angry barking of a dog or the smell of overcooked broccoli, rarely indicates that something helpful is about to happen.

John McEnroe has hair like badly turned broccoli.

Light and dark ain't supposed to mix. They're like broccoli and chocolate - just nasty when you put them together - but that appears to be what's happening with you

But they fight in the name of the creator." "I don't care if they fight in the name of broccoli. The goal remains the same.

Mama!' Rosie tugged on my shirt. 'This broccoli is tasty and wonderful'.