Bugs Quotes

Bugs Quote of the day

If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.

From then on, when anything went wrong with a computer, we said it had bugs in it.

Fame is an odd thing. It bugs you a little bit, but it's really not bad.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

One bug in an SMTP server can open up the whole machine for intrusion.

Just take them rascals [rapists, killers, child abusers] out in the swamp / Put 'em on their knees and tie 'em to a stump / Let the rattlers and the bugs and the alligators do the rest.

Natural grass is a wonderful thing for little bugs and sinkerball pitchers.

Program testing can be used to show the presence of bugs, but never to show their absence!

I've got no problem with octopuses. It's bugs and spiders that I don't like. Octopuses are cute, in their own 'nature did a lot of drugs' sort of way." - Becks

Wherever there's light, there's bugs.

A design remedy that prevents bugs is always preferable to a test method that discovers them.

It really bugs me that someone will tell me, after I spent 20 years being educated, how I'm supposed to think.

Avoiding complexity reduces bugs.

Sometimes you're the windshield; sometimes you're the bug.

Too many bugs and leeches and spiders and spiderwebs. Please spray the wilderness to rid the area of these pests.

My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They're still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.

Given enough eyeballs, all bugs are shallow (e.g., given a large enough beta-tester and co-developer base, almost every problem will be characterized quickly and the fix obvious to someone).

A test that reveals a bug has succeeded, not failed.

I fantasize and idealize myself as Bugs Bunny, but I know deep down I'm Daffy Duck.

Some days you're the bug, some days you're the windshield.

The real value of tests is not that they detect bugs in the code but that they detect inadequacies in the methods, concentration, and skills of those who design and produce the code.

Hey, we all have our fear. Mine is bugs and lobsters!

Bugs is who we want to be. Daffy is who we are.

We must all wage an intense, lifelong battle against the constant downward pull. If we relax, the bugs and weeds of negativity will move into the garden and take away everything of value.

I learned about the sacred art of self decoration with the monarch butterflies perched atop my head, lightning bugs as my night jewelry, and emerald-green frogs as bracelets.

I find that writing unit tests actually increases my programming speed

The thing that bugs me is the average woman's complete ignorance of the functional purpose of cosmetics, which is to supplement, not conceal.

Up to a point, it is better to just let the snags [bugs] be there than to spend such time in design that there are none.

There are no significant bugs in our released software that any significant number of users want fixed.

She's television generation. She learned life from Bugs Bunny. The only reality she knows comes to her through the television set.

A good threat is worth a thousand tests.

Each new user of a new system uncovers a new class of bugs.

Look, it's terrible, I know, but weakness really, really bugs me, to the point that if there is a wounded bird on the sidewalk, I look at it and I go: I think I'll just kick it.

A well installed microcode bug will be almost impossible to detect.

We may stop lovin' to watch Bugs Bunny, but he can't take the place of my honey.

MRSA, which is a kind of super bug mutant, is killing 10,000 people a year in Britain

The word trill really REALLY bugs me! Like who made that up???

Only two things I know about Albuquerque - Bugs Bunny should've taken a left turn there. And give me a hundred tries, I'll never be able spell it.

Once the travel bug bites, there is no known antidote.

If you want more effective programmers, you will discover that they should not waste their time debugging, they should not introduce the bugs to start with.

The thing that bugs me is that the people think the FDA is protecting them - it isn’t. What the FDA is doing and what the public thinks it’s doing are as different as night and day.

I played many sports, but when that golf bug hit me, it was permanent.

The lightning-bug is brilliant, but he hasn't any mind; He stumbles through existence with his headlight on behind.

Is our situation not dismal? Wonderland is so discombobulated that lady bugs have turned belligerent and enlisted in the queen's army! Punish their conversion!

I'm empathetic to a fault. I really do - embarrassingly enough - tear up when someone squishes a bug in front of me.

I don’t expect to find inspiration. It just sort of comes. Sometimes you step on a bug and you get inspired.

I've never been compared to Bugs Bunny and that's amazing, thank you.

Testing shows the presence, not the absence of bugs.

The critic's symbol should be the tumble-bug: he deposits his egg in somebody else's dung, otherwise he could not hatch it.

I loved being outside. We'd hold lightning bugs in our fingers and pretend they were diamond rings.