Bullshit Quotes

Avant-garde is French for bullshit

I have bullshit moments every once in a while - like every actor does.

Nothing stands for content-free corporate bullshit quite like PowerPoint. And that's just scratching the surface.

Literary criticism is generally bunk. Nonsense. Usually based on self-serving post-intellectual bullshit.

In three strides Reaver was on her, his mouth crushing hers. “No more bullshit,” he said against her lips. “I want you. I think I’ve always wanted you.

The trouble with giving yourself a pep talk is, that deep down you know it's all bullshit.

Visions! omens! hallucinations! miracles! ecstasies! gone down the American river! Dreams! adorations! illumnations! religions! the whole boatload of sensitive bullshit!

I think astrology is annoying bullshit-which is so Libra of me

In the 'bullshit department' a businessman can't hold a candle to a clergyman.

Give me a man with a little fight in him, a man who calls me on my bullshit. (But who also kind of likes my bullshit.)

We lie. That's what we do. You're selling me a line of bullshit and you want me to sell you a line of bullshit back so you can write a major line of bullshit and be paid for it.

No harmony. No melody. No rhythm. No bullshit.

I feel that whatever you put out is what you'll get back. I always put out, 'hey, hi, I'm a bass player, no bullshit,' and that's what I got back. I got the respect.

The vast majority of all consequences, especially in 21st century America, are completely meaningless bullshit.

I love the bullshit morning shows. They're so stupid but I love them.

It's all bullshit on Everest these days.

All the Hollywood bullshit and accolades and money really doesn't matter. It just gives you a slightly nicer house and slightly nicer food and slightly shinier hair.

There is no definition of a mental disorder. It's bullshit. I mean, you just can't define it.

All this role model bullshit; you don't have any extra responsibilities because you made some good songs! Your only responsibility is to make good songs.

Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable?

This is a short book because most books about writing are filled with bullshit.

But it feels good to love a thing and not expect anything back. It feels good to not get an argument or any pushiness or any rumors or any bullshit. It's love without strings. It's ideal.

..you just get stoned, get the ideas in your head and then do 'em. And don't bullshit. I mean that's the thing about doin' that guerrilla theatre. You be prepared to die to prove your point.

As a clown, you're letting go of all of your bullshit.

My powers of persuasion are only as strong as the bullshit I have to back it up. - Charley Davidson

What I've lost in years I've gained in wisdom. Bullshit, I haven't learnt one thing in the last 15 years that hasn't just depressed me more.

Why do we hide all the bullshit? Life is life. Why hide it?

I think my real fear is that I will get to old age and think I spent too much time concerned about the way that I look and other bullshit. That's really a fear of mine.

People can sense you lying on the camera, they can smell it. They know when you're not telling the truth. Then it does become reality-show bullshit.

I refuse to cater to the bullshit of innocence.

And as an afterthought, this too must be told: Some people have taken pure bullshit and turned it into gold.

I became slightly disillusioned, but in a really good way that enabled me to realize that the music was the most important thing, and that the rest of it is total bullshit.

I love art because I feel that it's evidence of the great shared universal power. I like art that feels real, that cuts the bullshit.

There's the bullshit you know that you know; the bullshit you don't know and know you don't know; and the bullshit you just think you know but really don't.

Say it, do it, preach it, shout it, but never, absolutely never, believe your own bullshit.

When you are famous, you never can be sure why somebody's being nice. You just have to develop a very good sixth sense. I call it my bullshit detector.

I started writing because it was about making my friends laugh, and when you're talking to your friends, you can't bullshit.

I was just getting tired of the image bullshit...that man of mystery trip and what have you. What's that all about?

My bullshit meter is reading that as 'false'.

I bullshit on the phone all day with a variety of people discussing various projects, and occasionally write jokes.

[Comedy] is an escape from illusions. The audience is...thinking, 'This bullshit we see and hear all day makes no sense.'

I Don't Care About FIFA. This is bullshit.

I'm trying to give people the chance to put out their music without the bullshit pressures of other labels.

My motto is, if it isn't beneficial it isn't necessary. So, if it doesn't benefit me why am I even considering this bullshit?

I've dealt with a lot of bullshit because of the way I look and a lot of misconceptions about what people should be afraid of.

Fishing from a boat seems like dilettante bullshit - like hunting wild boar with a can of spray paint from the safety of a pick-up truck

If you let someone talk for an hour, you're gonna have a pretty good idea of who they are, and I think that's more rewarding than me sitting there going, "That's complete bullshit about health care."

What sort of personality does one need to have, as a twenty-first-century mechanic, to tolerate the layers of electronic bullshit that get piled on top of machines?

If something comes at me of course I'm gonna handle my business but I'm not the type to provoke the bullshit so I don't really get a lot of that.

People often say 'I live for my art.' Bullshit! If you are given a talent it's to be used. It's not in the private domain.