Bullshit Quotes

Happy endings are bullshit. There are only happy pauses.

All screenwriting books are bullshit, all. Watch movies, read screenplays. Let them be your guide.

By the way, two wars are in an endless state of sorrow. Egypt about burned to the ground and all you people care about is my bullshit... Pathetic. Shame, shame shame

For people considering suicide, it is bullshit. Endure the moment.

Actors in general are pretty good bullshit artists; we're good at just chewing the fat, interacting with people. So we're good ambassadors for movies.

I don't believe in depression. There's no such thing. It's an invention. It's bullshit, it's a cop out.

I don't buy into the glory days thing. I think every time has its great things to it. The '60s were such a glorious time but it's easy to forget that there was all sorts of bullshit too.

I’m a total atheist, and for me it’s just about trying to find something that rises above the banal day-to-day bullshit of living.

Your bullshit culture licking can't stop the death watch ticking.

I heard someone say that all black people got rhythm. Bullshit.

I would like to start by calling bullshit.

The bullshit never ends. That’s the main thing to remember. It never ends.

I've got a virtually limitless supply of bullshit.

She soon learned, though, that giving weight to other people's opinions was creative nihilism; it was like being banished from the Land of No Words and exiled to the Land of All Bullshit.

One of the 12 steps is to admit that you're powerless, but I think that's bullshit. I think it's important to empower yourself by facing the stuff that triggers you.

Dallas, is it remotely possible for you to carry on a conversation that's not loaded down with manure?

When the sky’s falling, I take shelter under bullshit.

A bet is a tax on bullshit; and it is a just tax, tribute paid by the bullshitters to those with genuine knowledge.

One man's accuracy is another man's bullshit.

She had never had a boy talk to her like that. There was no cover of bullshit, no flirtation, no added charm, but his look was searing. He was different from anyone she had known.

The world is full of bands and bullshit, and if I'm doing a stupid art project like rock 'n' roll then I want to spare my audience as much as possible.

I don't know that I'm post-anything. I'd like to think maybe I'm post-bullshit.

Being capable of anything is a bullshit concept, unless it means you also admit that you're capable of cheating, lying and killing.

These corporations run our culture, and they riddle it with bullshit.

Being a man is bullshit; maybe trying to be a man had been the problem all along. At a certain point you just have to trust someone. Even if it’s only yourself.

Intoxicated With the madness I'm in love with My sadness Bullshit beggars, enchanted kingdom Fashion victims through their charcoaled teeth

The modern media environment is so overrun with bullshit and static and people trying to sell you stupid crap. It makes you want to bite yourself.

Sookie, what have we done? And to whom?" "I killed a chicken. And I cooked it." "Sookie, Sookie. My bullshit meter is reading that as a false." -Eric Northman, Sookie Stackhouse

I have a disease? Bullshit. I cured it with my brain.

New York is all about sort of a corporate sensibility, and it is squeezed out room for any other kind of sensibility, money talks, bullshit walks, I guess.

The more I make stuff, the more I become aware of when I feel like I'm making bullshit or feel like I'm making something I can stand behind.

One final bit of advice. The next time a senior administrator of the CIA tells you she has a national-security crisis Leave the bullshit in Cambridge.

There's tons of anger and angst and peculiarity and eccentricity, and good towns know that that's okay. But towns that are kind of bullshit don't know what to do with all those feelings.

I know that all over America there's probably politicians sending out pictures of themselves signing that mandatory helmet bill, but it's bullshit. I say that as a parent.

Elvis is English, and climbs the hills. Can't tell the bullshit from the lies.

I don't believe that crime, danger and poverty make for good art. That's bullshit.

You need to quickly recognize when and why you're being spooned bullshit. That happens very often, but it happens for a reason.

I hate reality TV, because it's so bullshit.

I think video village is bullshit. It's like it's a breeding ground for people to nitpick and feel important. It's just such a weird dynamic.

It's bullshit. It's so easy to label people, to look at a list of symptoms and say, "This is who you are. This is what you are.

But then, my entire life is bullshit. The best things in it have vanished, ghosts. Ghosts I'll admit I created.

Funny how when your life is mostly bullshit, you turn off feeling. Sometimes it's hard to turn it back on again.

He had then warned his daughter not to violate the Eleventh Commandment. "Which one is that?" I asked her. "Do not bullshit thy father," she said.

Everything really needs to be paraben-free for me. I mean, because if I’m going to smoke cigarettes, then I need to be aware of all the other bullshit I’m putting into my body.

Believing your own bullshit is always a perilous activity, but never more fatal than for the owner of a start-up venture.

If you want to become enlightened, you've got to get all the bullshit out of your life. You have to clear up your mind completely.

Mysticism cuts through bullshit, and it takes you right there to the experience. Everything in your life is eventually set up as a pragmatic energy flow into the light.

Men, this stuff that some sources sling around about America wanting out of this war, not wanting to fight, is a crock of bullshit. Americans love to fight, traditionally.

I haven't played a single game all year. This is bullshit!

I feel that the people I see in the media are sometimes more real than I am, which is utter bullshit.