Bullshit Quotes

After fifty most of the bullshit is gone.

Lawyers will always buckle under to something, whether its bribes, violence, court orders, or the weight of their own bullshit.

Coming after all the bullshit related to A Million Little Pieces, nobody was expecting anything from me. No publisher, no agent, no one. Just me and the book. It was great.

Projections are just bullshit. They're just guesses.

As far as the Council is concerned, the U.S. Wardens are a bunch of mushrooms." "Eh?" "Kept in the dark and fed on bullshit.

At one time I was so much involved in the religious bullshit that I used to go around calling myself a Christian Communist, but as Janov says, religion is legalised madness.

I was never conscious of my screenplays having any acts. It's all bullshit.

I can't rationalize the brilliance and knowledge that you have about the intricacies of the market with the crazy bullshit I see you do each night.

Everything he did was at least partial and often total bullshit” (402).

Love is the direct opposite of hate. By definition it's something you can't feel for more than a few minutes at a time, so what's all this bullshit about loving somebody for the rest of your life?

You say you’re sick, huh? Well, it looks like you’ve come down with a case of bullshit.

If the characters [in a movie] aren't real, if their lives aren't realistic, if you call bullshit at any point in their journey, then the rest of it is invalid.

There's actually a lot of bullshit in my Google search. They killed me in one of them! I died in one of my Google searches.

Bullshit, as you Americans say. He's Irish. The Irish say bullshit too.

I did it once in high school - I was Sandy in Grease - and I decided then that I would never do it again. I've felt that way for years, and that's no bullshit.

The first day of school is bullshit

It's amazing how words can do that, just shred your insides apart. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can never hurt me - such bullshit.

I've been married for 17 years and you know how the actors say, "It's really technical. Those scenes are not sexy. They're just so technical. It's like work." And I'm like, "That's bullshit."

We have to believe in ourselves more. It's all the same thing: We need to release the guilt. We need to forgive. We need to drop all the bullshit we were taught.

There's this whole idea that you've got the blues and you're going to write. Bullshit. When I feel really bad, all I want to do is sit in front of the TV with the remote control and check out.

A lot of filmmaking is all about filtering out the bullshit.

That they dared make a town of this wet and sucking thing that vied with my foot for my boot at every step bespoke the glorious and yearning bullshit of men's souls.

Only a few of us will admit it, but actors will sometimes read a script like this: bullshit...bullshit...my part...blah, blah, blah...my part...bullshit.

All flights are fuelled with Leprechaun wee and my bullshit!

Hawke's gaze was so innocent, Andrew knew it was pure bullshit

It's nice that I can go down the road of obsessing over this smiley-face bullshit so maybe I can get free from it and think about something else-it's so banal and yet so crazy!

Plenty of pundits have really high IQs, but they don't have any discipline in how they look at the world, and so it leads to a lot of bullshit, basically.

You'll nip anybody who's coming at you with bullshit. You don't play around. You take this craft very seriously. It's what separates you, what separates an actor from an artist.

no matter what bullshit you heard, hes still mine! he'll always be mine

To me, Twitter seems like a way for people to just let the world know about the most mundane bullshit that crosses their mind.

Mind you, it’s all bullshit with wine, isn’t it? It’s just f**king vinegar with a fizz, no matter what the tasters say.

Sorry, is my new Djinn name Mushroom ? Because I don’t like being kept in the dark and fed bullshit, David. Just so you know.

No. --Claire Bullshit! Yes, a world of yes. --Eve

I will outlaw bullshit. After the passage of this law the patriarchy will inevitably start to crumble as will the concept of war itself which is largely a large load of bullshit.

You think you know yourself, the world. You believe you've got a bead on everybody else's bullshit, but what about your own?

There are so many layers of bullshit and everything sounds the same.

My disinterest in your bullshit is so tangible you could make bricks out of it

Have you ever heard of feng shui? (Randy) Yeah. It’s the ‘put the mirror on your door and sleep in the right direction’ bullshit. (Steele)

Screw reality. It don’t feed my dog. It don’t make my Porsche payments. It don’t get me laid. Bullshit does that…and I like it that way. (Leo)

I'm no respecter of tradition and I have no time for the Manchester Uniteds and Arsenals of this world. There's nothing to admire in these clubs. They're just bullshit worlds full of bullshit people.

I think there's a lot of unnecessary bullshit on the Internet. You can drown in it.

Bullshit," Salander said again. "Gottfried isn't the only kid who was ever mistreated. That doesn't give him the right to murder women. He made that choice himself. And the same is true of Martin.

The idea that America exists in a culture of violence is bullshit. What America exists in is a culture of Kardashian.

I wish I could blame my failure on my integrity & refusal to play bullshit games. But the truth is I just play them really badly.

That macho protective bullshit is just some asshat man pissing on his territory so the other dogs will stay away.

It takes a few years to understand what we've lived through. At the moment, we're still sort of mired in the irrelevant bullshit. There isn't yet that public conversation about 9/11.

As a director, I know everybody's job, and I know how to do it. I can smell bullshit when someone's telling me it can't be done, because I've seen it done a hundred thousand times.

I'm an audience member first. My inspiration is still based on hunger. Often, when people try to tell me "nobody wants that story; I'm like bullshit because I want it."

Blood, especially fake, and guns, this is bullshit. It works in the movie, but on set it doesn't work for me.

They knew bullshit, and they knew about the ruling class; dying for a ruling class cause was almost always bullshit.