Burritos Quotes

Burritos Quote of the day

Everybody likes to have a place to think, to meditate, to eat a burrito.

I like burritos more than Jesus because steak burritos are delicious. And they're real.

This is a combo between Taco and Burrito, nacho!

There's 2 things I love in this world: Burritos and Murder

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

When I'm treating myself, it's a full-on burrito, all loaded up!

Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades.

My Saturday Night. My Saturday night is like a microwave burrito. Very tough to ruin something that starts out so bad to begin with.

In my 20s, I mostly ate burritos and nachos, with the occasional burger.

I grew up eating street tacos and burritos on the beach, so I like people who can eat and aren't afraid to show it.

My mom cooked the same food every day - tortillas, beans and meat. If it was enchiladas, it was - tortillas, beans and meat. If it was burritos, it was still - tortillas, beans and meat.

No monkey ever reheated a frozen burrito.

I've always considered myself an actor, but I wasn't making a living as an actor.

I played guitar. I've always considered myself an actor, but I wasn't making a living as an actor. So I was in a couple of folk groups that managed to keep me in underwear and burritos.

I wrapped up the remaining half burrito and tossed it into the trash can. Molly watched this act of wastefulness with an expression like she had just seen her entire family die in a fire.