Cabbage Quotes

Cabbage Quote of the day

An idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.

Peter lost one of his shoes among the cabbages, and the other shoe amongst the potatoes.

Holy Men! Holy Cabbages! Holy Bean Pods! What do they do but live and suck in sustenance and grow fat?

Kings and cabbages go back to compost, but good deeds stay green forever.

I am the MacGyver of cooking. If you bring me a piece of bread, cabbage, coconut, mustard greens, pigs feet, pine cones...and a woodpecker, I'll make you a good chicken pot pie.

I have no truck with lettuce, cabbage, and similar chlorophyll. Any dietitian will tell you that a running foot of apple strudel contains four times the vitamins of a bushel of beans.

Cabbage: a familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head.

The question of common sense is always: 'what is it good for?' - a question which would abolish the rose and be answered triumphantly by the cabbage.

I'd say I'm a good cook. I have a lot of German recipes that I can make - schnitzel, meatballs and things with cabbage. I love cabbage.

I like to get where the cabbage is cooking and catch the scents.

Brains, like cabbages, are beautiful-but in a different way. Cabbage heads are dumb and sterile, whereas brains are personal, intelligent and vibrant.

....avoid roasted cabbage, do not eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life!" -Angela

Like warmed-up cabbage served at each repast, The repetition kills the wretch at last.

I'm not saying my fans are stupid, but I once left a cabbage onstage next to a harmonica and nobody noticed for three hours

At home I have big vats of cabbage soup that I make to slim down.

Cheats, liars and criminals may resist every blandishment while respectable gentlemen have been moved to appalling treasons by watery cabbage in a departmental canteen.

The butterfly, a cabbage-white, (His honest idiocy of flight) Will never now, it is too late, Master the art of flying straight.

Mmm....she's doomed! You're doomed!! They're all doomed! Notice I didn't specify what kind of doom, so no matter what happens, I predicted it. How very WISE of me.

I did a commercial when I was, like, 5 or 6 years old for... what was it called?... Cabbage Patch Kids! That was the first thing I ever did. Little bit embarrassing.

Yip cabbage on three!

Discipline is like cabbage. We may not care for it ourselves, but feel sure it would be good for somebody else.

A woman's life isn't worth a plateful of cabbage if she hasn't felt life stir under her heart. Taking a little one to nurse, watching him grow to manhood, that's what love is.

Cabbage soup and barley. They're Russia's national food. Both excellent in their way, but a shade monotonous.

A yak is a prehistoric cabbage; of that, we can be sure.

Once our storyline gets under way, I just hope people don't throw cabbages at me in the market.

Asylums are nothing more than gardens of human cabbages, of miserable, grotesque, repugnant human beings watered with the fertilizer of injections.

I want death to find me planting my cabbages, but careless of death, and still more of my unfinished garden.

Elves and Dragons! Cabbages and potatoes are better for me and you. Don't go getting mixed up in the business of your betters, or you'll land in trouble too big for you. ~Hamfast Gamgee (the Gaffer)

Early genius, like early cabbage, does not head well.

He who has plenty of pepper will pepper his cabbage.

To dispose of a two-headed Org, jump up and down three times, roll a head of cabbage, and giggle!

I got a Cabbage Patch doll from my mom when they were impossible to get. She later told me that she had to buy it off the black market. That was the best!

Nobody has ever expected me to be President. In my poor, lean, lank face, nobody has ever seen that any cabbages were sprouting out.

An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it makes a better soup.