Cake Quotes

You know you're a stoner when your friends make you a Bob Marley cake. You know you smoke way too much f--king weed!

I still love red velvet cake.

If teachers and grammar school editors find my jawbreaker sentences shatter their mushmilk teeth, let them eat stale cake dunked in weak tea of their own ungodly manufacture.

There is no screenplay-writing recipe that guarantees your cake will rise.

Repetitiveness and discipline are the secrets of cake decorating. The art comes from the meticulous technique, the way it does for a dancer.

Like a jerk, I went to a nutritionist and I ate the most repulsive, awful things. I didn't allow myself to eat chocolate cake and french fries and cheeseburgers.

Really, how bad is eating a piece of cake? Being bad is murdering someone. That's bad. Don't do that.

I love eating chocolate cake and ice cream after a show. I almost justify it in my mind as, 'You were a good boy onstage and you did your show, so now you can have some cake and ice cream.'

Should I, after tea and cakes and ices, have the strength to force the moment to its crisis?

Men universally are ungrateful towards him who instructs them, unless, in the hours or in the intervals of instruction, he presents a sweet-cake to their self-love.

My cake is dough, but I'll in among the rest, Out of hope of all but my share of the feast.

He that will have a cake out of the wheat must tarry the grinding.

For oaths are straws, men's faiths are wafer-cakes, And hold-fast is the only dog.

Telling me to relax or smile when I'm angry is like bringing a birthday cake into an ape sanctuary. You're just asking to get your nose and genitals bitten off.

I love cakes. Chocolate and coconut cakes. I love that combination!

We are all tempted, Mma. We are all tempted when it comes to cake.

I like birthdays. Every time someone is born, that's just like bringing more cake into the world.

You see the fairy tale - four minutes of glory at the Olympics. I thought my life would be cake after that.

At length I recollected the thoughtless saying of a great princess, who, on being informed that the country people had no bread, replied, "Let them eat cake".

Why should a woman cook? So her husband can say 'My wife makes a delicious cake' to some hooker?

Frosting Freedom Is just frosting On somebody else's Cake-- And so must be Till we Learn how to Bake.

I have two children, and they know that I never pass up a piece of cake, ever.

Cakes have such a terrible habit of turning out bad just when you especially want them to be good.

The most dangerous food a man can eat is wedding cake. Woman like silent men, they think they are listening.

When it comes to politics, I believe you have to cut the cake so that everybody gets a piece, but at the same time, you have to keep in mind that somebody has to make the cake.

As a novelist you have just unlimited budget, total creative control. You really get to have your cake - all the cake - and then you can have a second cake if you wanted to.

Last year my birthday cake looked like a prairie fire.

Remember, no matter what life throws at us, we can always bake a cake!

That could be the carrot on the top of the cake

By working only when you are most effective, life is both more productive and more enjoyable. It's the perfect example of having your cake and eating it, too.

Why have a cake if I can't eat it?

I think they're going to force us to eat lots of cake and then take an unreasonably long nap.

Peter would probably throw a party if I stopped breathing.' 'Well,' he says, 'I would only go if there was cake.

Delia was an overbearing cake with condescending frosting, and frankly, I was on a diet.

Every job after the first job I got was icing on the cake. This is so much fun.

I want New Story education to be skilling human beings and young people to provide basic human needs. Technology and all other things are icing on the cake.

My life is full, and I love it. Acting is the frosting on the cake for me.

You're like a cake when you're young. You can't rush it or it will fall, or just turn out wrong. Rising takes patience, and heat.

Devil's Food?" You can only eat so much white cake, my friend.

In life one cannot eat his cake and have it, too; he must make his choice and then do the best he can to be content to go the way his judgment leads.

I want to be the girl with the most cake.

Tea would arrive, the cakes squatting on cushions of cream, toast in a melting shawl of butter, cups agleam and a faint wisp of steam rising from the teapot shawl.

When it came to the division of power, we did not get from the Jews the slice of cake we deserved... the Jews do not share with us control of wealth, broadcasting stations and other centers of power.

Someone left the cake out in the rain

I am not a fan of the cupcake image. This idea that you can distract a girl with something frivolous like a cake or shoes or handbags, and she won't be a threat to men.

While working in advertising, I channelled my creative energy into elaborate escape fantasies: cake making, dog breeding, the Peace Corps.

Writing is only the frosting on my cake. Im whole without it.

You can call me whatever you like. Last chance for cake!

I make no apology for preoccupying myself with architecture, television, conceptual art, restaurants and Jane Asher's cakes.

Having a birthday cake squashed into your face by young kids? Delicious. I always don a Santa suit at Christmas. Remaining childish is a tremendous state of innocence.