Cake Quotes

It seemed Barrons had finally gotten his cake and eaten it too.

So how did he look at me?" "Like it was his birthday and you were the cake.

He was still frowning at the cake, looking at it as if he expected it to sprout dozens of legs and begin scuttling toward him, thin-lipped, teeth bared.

Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.

Philosophy only seems to offer endless dispute, with no cakes and ale.

The quickest way to a woman's crotch is through her gullet. Can I make you a cake?" Big Al to Pierce, then Rachel.

Garan snorted. "Now that we know about his indigestion, we can torture him with cake.

Governments resort to inflation with popular support because the people apparently are naïve enough to believe that they can have their cake and eat it, too.

We think we should have to work in order to feel. We want to have our cake resist us; and then we want to eat it, too.

Lawyers make their cake by cooking up other people's troubles.

Keeping some calorie-dense food in your diet-whether it is meat, pasta, beer, or cake-allows you to reach satiety more quickly and easily. And this will keep you from feeling deprived.

Being from Baltimore, I'm a crab cake snob, and I'm very particular on where I eat my crab cakes.

What I really do is take real plums and put them in an imaginary cake. If you're interested in the cake, you get rather annoyed with people saying what species the real plum was.

All is flux, nothing stays still, as Heraclitus said. By the time I wrote this, everything has changed in the universe; everything but the taste of the cakes baked at home!

The good news is, the cake is baked. Barack Obama will not be reelected president.

TLC should stand for Toddlers, Lunatics, and Cake.

People are like, 'Was it fun? Did you eat lots of cake?'

I wasn't raised super-poor, but my parents got divorced, and my mother didn't have much money. Even now if I have a cake, I'll eat it slowly, and I save most of the money I have.

I want a magical horse that fits in my pocket," Wil said. "And a ring of red amber that gives me power over demons. And an endless supply of cake.

Ambrose, your presence is the horseshit frosting on the horseshit cake that is the admissions interview process.

We have banished our artists to the fringe of society and tell them to eat cake. It is our artists who choose freedom over safety and use their talents to question and confront the culture.

get married with the feeling it is going to last. Not like the bride I know who doubled the wedding cake recipe and froze one.

What did I do?" he said. "Cake! It's cake! Delicious cake!

Let's just say you may regret that second piece of cake. Oh my God. Regret cake? Whatever was about to happen must be truly evil.

It was the first time that I had ever been romantically kissed. It was even better than the chocolate cake.

They don't have to choose either/or. They can have their cake and mutilate it too.

The New York Times credited me with the rediscovery and revival of red velvet cake. I consider this as one of my great life achievements.

two things do me in: one's chocolate cake, the other's hypocrisy.

The area was encompassed in a bubble of warm, fragrant steam from the funnel cake deep fryers. It smelled like sweet vanilla cake batter you licked off a spoon.

It was like she was MADE of cake, light and pretty and decorated on the outside-with her sweet laugh and pink streak to her hair-but it was anyone's guess what was on the inside.

Come on, it's almost midnight. Let's go watch them cut the cake.

Saw Torres play their first New York show tonight at Cake Shop. SO good. Do yourself a favor and check out her record. Her voice is KILLER.

Like this cake. It’s really very good. (Arik) As the girth to my hips will attest. (Geary)

Who's got my Jaffa Cakes? You know I can't function without Jaffa Cakes.

I’m the frosting on America’s cake, and tonight I’m willing to let you lick the bowl.

My grandsons really love my apple cake, which is from my grandmother's recipe.

It's lovely. If only you could frost someone to death." "Don't be so superior. You can never tell what you will find in the arena. Say it's a gigantic cake-

You never know. Say the arena's actually a giant cake-" "Say we move on," I broke in.

What about you?" "Not a clue. I keep wishing I could bake a cake or something.

Katniss: I guess all those hours decorating cakes paid off. Peeta: Yes, frosting. The final defence of the dying. (252)

Cake is not the issue here.

You have to have really wide reading habits and pay attention to the news and just everything that's going on in the world: you need to. If you get this right, then the writing is a piece of cake.

It baffles me that people think that obliterating the past will save them from its consequences, as if throwing away the empty cake plate would help you lose weight.

I'm not into sugar for kids, but you don't want your kid to be the carrot kid. There's always the kid at the birthday parties carrying a bag of carrots. You've got to let them eat a little cake.

If a D.C. event doesn't have crab cakes, it's low-rent and you need to flee.

An anthology is like all the plums and orange peel picked out of a cake.

Tea Cake, the son of the Evening Sun, had to die for loving her.

Cake is happiness! If you know the way of the cake, you know the way of happiness! If you have a cake in front of you, you should not look any further for joy!

To buy a cake... to howl at the moon... to know true happiness... I am happy.

I'm going to die. And as if that weren't bad enough, I'm going to die inside a cake.