Cake Quotes

Some people when they see cheese, chocolate or cake they don't think of calories.

Why this candle?Why this cake?The day of my birth is not today.I was born when you said, 'Hey.

Dear Cake, You're AWESOME. That is all

If I propose to myself and myself says yes, I get to have the cake, right? I love me, so I’m thinking 12 tiers.

That cake tasted good. But the cake in the garbage tasted better. It was the best cake I ever ate.

The first year was like icing. Then the cake started to show through …

Knowledge may be power, but cake has great bargaining properties

One can hardly do anything productive when one knows there is cake in the fridge.

Francine looked up and mouthed, "Thank you." "any titme, " I lied.

There is a point in most abusive relationships when it occurs to the beaten party that they are guilty of putting their face in the way of someone else's fist.

Why do people always want to put their hands on vulnerability? I sped up.

love is not boastful. But hate? Apparently hate has a big mouth.

I thought of the past and how one should have respect for it, like the elderly.

It should be noted that my mother has a long history of being disturbingly unperturbed by what normal people deem perturbing. Certain things simply don't strike her as worthy of a sit-down.

Teddy bears are best because they understand it's nice to be alone.

It seems there are some problems even Prosecco and cake can't make better.

It is as difficult for most poor people to truly believe that they could someday escape poverty as it is for most wealthy people to truly believe that their wealth could someday escape them.

How to uplift others. It’s not a pie, it’s a cake. It’s not a ladder, it’s a bridge.

The circulation of money is like the sharing of cake. The one that holds the knife controls the portion you get.

That's what you would do with untold power? Eat cake?

Delight is indeed born in the heart. It sometimes also depends on its surroundings.

Intelligence is the icing, but wisdom is the cake.

Destiny cutsthe cake of love, Three slices to some, To others, a crumb.

First impression is not the last reflection of a true friend, so if you are head over heels for someone who just bought you a cake, you'd better think twice before devouring your misery.

Here is the cake, and here is the fork, and here's the desire to put it inside us, and then the question behind every question: What happens next?

It’s true: A slice of pound cake does wonders to thaw the coldest of days.

Someone needs your actions to inspire his actions. Never forget, your little broken cake is someone’s daily meal! Care to share you little cake!

Negative brands are the main reasons why your dreams become too hard to change shape. Negative brand can cake your dreams to take undesirable shape without permitting for remedy to be made.

We must stop calling the looting of our national wealth, a share in the national cake.

How often do the poor in the US get to stand in front of their nation's Marie Antoinette's and shove the stale, mass-produced cake of lower class reality back into their mouths?

I tried to explain as much as I could, " Poppet says. "I think I made an analogy about cake.""Well, that must have worked, " Widget says. "Who doesn't like a good cake analogy?

If that's the case, waiter, please bring me another piece of cake, " Gramps said as lunch was brought to the table, "I'm all for fighting tyranny and oppression.

Before she cut her birthday cake, she cast a wish, then blew the candles out from his eyes.

Let's just say you may regret that second piece of cake.' Oh my God. Regret cake? Whatever was about to happen must be truly evil.

Cakes are healthy too, you just eat a small slice.

My favourite food is cake.What kind of cake?It doesn't matter. All cake.

foodstuffs absolved of the obligation to provide vitamins and minerals cavorted with reckless abandon.

Now that we know about his indigestion, we can torture him with cake.

Birthday Soup is good to eat, but not as good as Birthday Cake.

My stomach rumbles.Plates of cookies, cake, and fudge.Christmastime is here.

Someone once said that there are always flowers for those who want to find flowers. I think that's true. But I also think that there are always cakes for those who want to find cakes.

I'll only go if there's cake.~Tobias "Four

How I wished all my problems were just a piece of cake. Eat it entirely and then it's all gone.

Stop fretting and eat your Madeira Cake..

Making your Christmas cake in September is perfect, as too fresh a cake crumbles when cut.

Disappointing cakes have often been sitting out too long. They should last just long enough to have the last pieces the next morning with coffee - who doesn't love cake with coffee?

During difficult times, it's best to cut down on sweets like cookies, cake and candy. Satisfy your sweet tooth with fruit to help prevent blood sugar dips and spikes.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake.

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece.