Calvin And Hobbes Quotes

Calvin And Hobbes Quote of the day

Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!

You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help.

I'm learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life...procrastinating and rationalizing.

You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!

When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.

Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.

I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.

It's only work if somebody makes you do it.

I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.

You know, sometimes the world seems like a pretty mean place.' 'That's why animals are so soft and huggy.

I like maxims that don't encourage behavior modification.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin

I have all these great genes, but they're recessive. That's the problem here.

Calvin:"It says here that 'religion is the opiate of the masses.'...what do you suppose that means?"Television: "...it means that Karl Marx hadn't seen anything yet

I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long.

Until you stalk and overrun, you cannot devour anyone.-Hobbes

Calvin : There's no problem so awful, that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse.

I'm a misunderstood genius.""What's misunderstood?""Nobody thinks I'm a genius.

Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.