Camels Quotes

Camels Quote of the day

As a camel kneels before his master to have him remove his burden at the end of the day, so kneel each night and let the Master take your burden.

A camel makes an elephant feel like a jet plane.

Learn to recognize the counterfeit coins that may buy you just a moment of pleasure, But then drag you for days like a broken man behind a farting camel.

A Muslim allowed a topless Jew to sit on his camel. And we say we can't live side by side? I say we try and we can and we will. And you don't even have to be topless. L'chaim.

Camels are snobbish and sheep, unintelligent; water buffaloes, neurasthenic-- even murderous. Reindeer seem over-serious.

I have often found a small stream at its fountain-head, that, when followed up, carried away the camel with his load.

If men had been forbidden to make porridge of camel's dung, they would have done it, saying that they would not have been forbidden to do it unless there had been some good in it.

The difference between camels and men; a camel can work a week and not drink; a man can drink a week and not work.

When I take action, I'm not going to fire a $2 million missile at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the butt. It's going to be decisive.

Texas liberals are the camels of good news. We can cross entire deserts between oases.

Expediency is a law of nature. The camel is a wonderful animal, but the desert made the camel.

When I want to draw a camel I no longer limit myself, as I once did, to looking only at camels.

Critic, relent!Your hope for repentanceWill meet with disapppointment.For this is the life,Not desert tents,Not camel's milk!

Old Camels carry young Camels skins to the Market.

Passion in a dromedary doesn't go so deep; a camel when it's mating never sobs itself to sleep.

Just like a caravan of camels walking in the desert, be durable against the adversities of life and walk with decisive steps.

You need shoving, not pushing. You need to jump back on that camel. Otherwise you're going to stay up on the ledge you've made for yourself.

Love and pregnancy and riding on a camel cannot be hid

Death is a black camel, which kneels at the gates of all.

A camel looks like a horse that was planned by a committee.

If patience and gratitude had been she camels, it would have mattered little on which I rode.

I refer to jet lag as 'jet-psychosis - there's an old saying that the spirit cannot move faster than a camel.

The camel has a single hump, The dromedary, two; Or else the other way around; I'm never sure. Are you?

I can't actually see myself putting make-up on my face at the age of sixty, but I can see myself going on a camel train to Samarkand.

Tie your camel up as best you can, and then trust it to Providence.

I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color.

it is a curious fact that camels walk more quickly and straighter to the sound of singing.

Camel trips, as I suspected all along, and as I was about to have confirmed, do not being or end: they mere change form.

Christians and camels receive their burdens kneeling.

It is the last straw that breaks the camel's back.

If Camels are the ship of the dessert, this one is the Titanic

The camel has his virtues - so much at least must be admitted; but they do not lie upon the surface.

I have met guys who work the overnight shift at 7-11, selling Slurpees and Camels to insomniacs who have more introspection than a lot of people in the mainstream media.

Then when Gladys Knight came in to do my songs that was the straw that broke the camel's back.

Cats are like donkeys and camels, they won't ever quite give in to human tyranny, they won't try to imitate the human soul.

[On the camel:] Its weak point is its morale, and it is here that so much depends on its human master. Discouragement is fatal ... it loses heart, sinks by the wayside and dies.

A peasant can no more help believing in a traditional superstition than a horse can help trembling when be sees a camel.

As with cows, mares, female camels, slave girls, buffalo cows, she goats, and ewes, it is not the begetter ,or his owner who obtains the offspring, even thus ,it is with the wives of others.

Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel.' Sign in Skardu

Rich folks may ride on camels, but it ain't so easy for 'em to see out of a needle's eye.

Take off that darn fur coat!...Or maybe you'd like to have us open all the windows.

No committee could ever come up with anything as revolutionary as a camel - anything as practical and as perfectly designed to perform effectively under such difficult conditions.

I was warned the camels can be nasty, especially the young ones. I was warned to give it a wide berth.

When we speak of God or achieving union with God, we are often merely trying to put that great thing into a small container. One cannot drive a camel through the eye of a needle.

You know the little camel on the pack of cigarettes? They just found out that's not even a camel. It's actually a horse with a big, old tumor growing out of its mouth.

Straining at gnats and swallowing camels is a required course in law schools.

It's a sin for a writer to go looking for camels to put into his or her pages. I only want details that are the story.

The red Sahara in an angry glow, / With amber fogs, across its hollows trailed / Long strings of camels, gloomy-eyed and slow.

Feet were made, not given for dancing, but to walk modestly, not to leap impudently like camels.

Well I come from a land, from a far away place, where the caravan camels roam. They will cut of your ear if they don't like your face, it's babaric, but hey, it's home.