Car Quotes

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.

You put a baby in a crib with an apple and a rabbit. If it eats the rabbit and plays with the apple, I'll buy you a new car.

When buying a used car, punch the buttons on the radio. If all the stations are rock and roll, there's a good chance the transmission is shot.

So much of life is luck. One day you make a right turn and get hit by a car. Turn left and you meet the love of your life. I think I made the correct turn.

I had to stop drinkin, cuz I got tired of waking up in my car driving ninety.

Our society can no longer tolerate ugliness. You see that in cars, sofas and women. [But] ugliness also has a right to exist.

It's so funny looking back, but my so-called overnight success actually took 15 years. I remember when I didn't have any money, and my only car was mom's Hyundai.

Wonderful, I like cars, too, I like all the great things you can buy in a department store. But when you have to buy them in order to stay unaware, comatose, then the price you pay is too high.

A black, a Puerto Rican and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Pakistan without Ajmal is like car without engine

We broke something, I think it was traction.

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic.

I would... learn how to drive... have a nice car... and drive it.

A muscle is like a car. If you want it to run well early in the morning, you have to warm it up.

Mr. Bentley - He builds fast trucks.

It's like flying jet fighters in a gymnasium

A bikeway is a symbol that shows that a citizen on a $30 bicycle is equally important as a citizen on a $30,000 car.

The hood ornament on your car is for telling you where you're going. The rear-view-mirror is for showing you how good you look while you're getting there.

I had never stopped thinking about the ideal car… All I had to do was construct a plant to build it.

Perfect is boring and dreams are not real. Just... do. So you think, "I wish I could travel." Great. Sell your crappy car, buy a ticket to Bangkok, and go. Right now. I'm serious.

Get outta my dreams Get into my car.

I just love cars; Ive been like that since I was a kid. Its an infatuation because we grew up poor. Cars was something we were always trying to get.

I almost took the door off the car

A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.

Never think of your car as a cold machine, but as a hot-blooded horse.

Any drunk who has tried to put his car where a lamppost stands is a self-educated physicist.

There is your car and the open road, the fabled lure of random adventure. You stand at the verge, and you could become anything.

The difference between a sand trap and water hazard is the difference between a car crash and an airplane crash. You have a chance of recovering from a car crash.

Bruce [Dern] and I are in this car just for days and days, just talking about life and I could listen to his stories forever.

New technologies such as solar systems or hybrid cars aren't created overnight. By extending these tax credits we are giving this industry time to grow, branch out and succeed.

When I joined the trio, it was as if I was capable of driving a sports car at 60, but Ray Brown and Oscar Peterson just kept pressing the pedal down, and I was trying to control the car at 80!

Family trips to Yellowstone and to what are now national parks in Southern Utah, driving the primitive roads and cars of that day, were real adventures.

I like to sing around the bonfire, in my car and in the shower.

I know my boundaries. I know the limits to the car.

To his amazement, he could already hear Henry snoring in the backseat. That guy could fall asleep on a car trip to the mailbox.

And Michael Schumacher is 37 seconds ahead, so he can refuel the car, change all four wheels, take off his helmet, have a smoke and a cup of tea, and rejoin in first.

I killed a squirrel once with a car. Twice with a tennis racket.

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist?

I once went to one of those parties where everyone throws their car keys into the middle of the room. I don't know who got my moped, but I drove that Peugeot for years.

In my day it was 75 percent car and mechanic, 25 percent driver and luck. Today it's 95 percent car.

When someone is in a car accident and they're driving at 100 mph, drunk, who's tape do you think his listening to at that time? Think about it.

Keith Moon, God rest his soul, once drove his car through the glass doors of a hotel, driving all the way up to the reception desk, got out and asked for the key to his room.

I love to feel a racing car around me, to feel the way it holds me. I love to make it do all that it was built to do, and then a little bit more.

If one sets a car on fire, that is a criminal offence. If one sets hundreds of cars on fire, that is political action.

No, it will never have enough power until I can spin the wheels at the end of the straightaway in high gear. Too much power is never enough.

You don't race cars, you race the rule book

A car is just fast enough when you stand in front of it in the morning and are afraid to unlock it.

Just like the car headlights impressively illuminating the dark streets, wisdom words powerfully enlighten the dark minds!

Airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven't been in a car since 1965.

The Jeep is the only true American sports car.