Car Quotes

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

I am an artist. The track is my canvas, and the car is my brush.

The Jeep is the only true American sports car.

Success doesn't bring happiness. Only material stuff like money, cars and iPods can do that. And I've already got all that. So I have to find other ways to amuse myself.

I told my wife she looks sexy with black fingernails. Now she thinks I slammed the car door on her hand on purpose.

That boy could throw a ball through a car wash and not get it wet. (on Warren Moon)

Most of my subject matter was all kind of, like, party stuff, jewelry and cars. It was really just, you know, shallow.

Some people put more into their cars than they put into their relationships.

Whenever I drive under a yellow light, I always kiss my finger and tap it on the roof of the car. And I do that when I get onto a plane as well!

You're picky about the car you drive. You're picky about what you wear. You're picky about what you put in your mouth. We want you to be pickier about what you think.

Second place is just the first place loser.

Our whole goal is to drive the cost of taking an Uber BELOW the cost of owning a car.

Classic Van Halen made people want to dance and f**k. Modern Van Halen makes you want to drink milk and drive foreign cars.

There's nothing wrong with making love with the light on. Just make sure the car door is closed.

If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?

It is a waste of energy to be angry with a man who behaves badly, just as it is to be angry with a car that won't go.

No matter how far we travel, the memories will follow in the baggage car.

We have had two chickens in every pot, two cars in every garage, and now we have two headaches for every aspirin.

In New York, you've got Donald Trump, Woody Allen, a crack addict and a regular Joe, and they're all on the same subway car.

If life is just a highway, then the soul is just a car. And objects in the rear view mirror may appear closer than they are.

There were times when I thought I would never own a car.

I'm glad to see that BMW is bringing an electric car to market. That's cool.

You must do as your people do. If my people are poor, I must be poor. People ask me, 'Why don't you find a personal coach or a private car?' I can't. Then I won't be part of my people.

Civilisation has, indeed, become a slaughtering-car crowned by a grinning effigy of Comfort, before which man blindly and voluntarily hurls himself in his own ignorance.

So then I started doing a lot of episodic TV, just car chases or helicopter chases or whatever.

It sounds like something from a Woody Guthrie song, but it's true; I was raised in a freight car.

Forget the damned motor car and build the cities for lovers and friends.

The poorest people either don't have cars or actually don't drive very far in many cases.

It takes five years to design a new car in this country. Heck, we won World War II in four years.

A man may have the best of wealth, cars and fame. But there is nothing more precious in life that he will get than a woman's heart.

It's us fun being a horse when the tractor comes along, or the blacksmith when the car comes along.

This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory.

Goals are like the gas in your car, you may go in many different directions after you fill up, but with out the gas you are not going anywhere

I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There is water in the carburetor." I said, "Where's the car?" She said, "In the lake."

Calling upon my years of experience, I froze at the controls.

My names John Bonham, I'm a drummer and I'm potty about cars.

I did archery when I was in high school. In our gym class we had two weeks of archery and I remember taking the bow and arrow and firing it up and across the street into a car parking lot.

Investors must keep in mind that there's a difference between a good company and a good stock. After all, you can buy a good car but pay too much for it.

The car was invented as a convenient place to sit out traffic jams

When we get more houses than we can live in, more cars than we can ride in, more food than we can eat ourselves, the only way of getting richer is by cutting off those who don't have enough.

They say love conquers all You can't start it like a car You can't stop it with a gun.

Don't hang out in your old neighborhood with your new cars and flash it to guys who don't have that. The only thing you're doing is making 'em hate.

Turn your car into a monastery.

Nobody wants to stand behind a parked car. You got to always follow somebody who keeps it moving.

We all know that small cars are good for us. But so is cod liver oil. And jogging.

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool.

I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

A protected bicycle lane in the city in a developing country is a powerful symbol, showing that a citizen on the $30 bicycle is as important as one in a $30,000 car

One symbol of lack of democracy is to have cars parked on the sidewalk.