Car Quotes

Once a woman turns against you, forget it. They can love you, then something turns in them. They can watch you dying in a gutter, run over by a car, and they'll spit on you.

I'm really looking forward to a time when generations after us look back and say how ridiculous it was that humans were driving cars.

America will be disadvantaged, just like Detroit was disadvantaged when they couldn't build smaller cars in the '70s or '80s. The world shifts.

A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living."

Those who want luxury cars should buy them at market rates and not ... abuse public funds.

You have an interesting set of morals," he observed. "Breaking out of jail is okay. But steal a car, and you sound totally outraged.

Librarian like Stewardess, Certified Public Accountant, Used Car Salesman is one of those occupations that people assume attract a certain deformed personality.

My first car was a 1977 Oldsmobile Delta 88. Ugly car. More ugly on this car than a Rolling Stones group photo.

Arnie has more people watching him park the car than we do out on the course.

Never trust a mechanic who drives new cars. They're either charging too much money for their work, or they can't keep an old car running - maybe both.

He just got in the car, but the batteries dead. So he asks to use the phone and she gives him some head.

It's a shame cars don't run on cognitive dissonance.

[To the man who came up to her at a party and exclaimed effusively, 'Tallulah! I haven't seen you for 41 years!':] I thought I told you to wait in the car.

Here in my car, I feel safest of all, I can lock all the doors.

My brother and I are always playing F1 on the PlayStation and now I am going to be in one of those cars on the games!

If you grow up in the suburbs, you hear of people dying of old age, car wrecks, cancer. In the city, it's always people dying of violence or stray bullets.

If you've got a plot the size of a car or a tiny yard in Italy, you're going to be growing tomatoes and basil and celery and carrots, and everybody is still connected to the land.

Ted Kennedy says that our policy in Iraq is adrift. Hmmm. Maybe like a car adrift in the water after its has gone over a bridge?

You get all excited to give her the ring, and it's real emotional, and you give it to her, and she cries. And a second later, you're like, 'Damn, I could have had a car.'

If a warden sees cigarette litter being thrown from a car, they will take the number and trace the owner to send them a fine.

Scientists in Australia are working on making biodegradable car parts out of hemp. This might get confusing. When someone says, roll up the window, they might mean, roll up the window!

Say whatever you want. But the United States has a kickass military and really good bullshit marketing people. If this country was a person it would be a used car salesman with a flamethrower.

I don't like the way I look in a car. The lighting is very bad.

Modern man drives a mortgaged car over a bond-financed highway on credit-card gas.

Well, everybody does something, some people race cars, others collect stamps, I find tai chi to be philosophically, aesthetically, physically and spiritually fascinating.

Its unfair to have cities where parking is free for cars and housing is expensive for people.

How much smaller the large places are once we're grown up, when we have car keys and credit cards.

I really enjoy not getting in a car and running errands on bikes.

I do find it amusing when somebody cuts me off, makes an aggressive move on me in a car. I'm like, 'Do you have any idea what I do for a living? Why?'

Say German cars are sort of very built and efficient. Italian cars are a bit flamboyant and quick. Mexican cars just going to be lazy, feckless, flatulent.

Because I'm a young black man driving a really nice, expensive car, I sometimes get harassed when I'm rolling through a ghetto neighborhood.

I go to movies, go out with friends, go to car shows. I have a zoo.

The hydrogen powered car, with its high fuel mileage and zero emission rate, is just one example of the products under development that will help increase our energy independence.

Living an environmentally responsible lifestyle can seem like a Scrooge-like list of don'ts. Don't take that flight, don't buy that car, don't eat those blueberries flown in from somewhere far-flung.

Using encryption on the Internet is the equivalent of arranging an armored car to deliver credit card information from someone living in a cardboard box to someone living on a park bench.

You think you can say a few words and end us? There is no end, Eva." he flattened me into the side of the car. I was pinned by six feet, two inches of violently aroused male.

Set the goal to harvest what's in you rather than having a car, house or a relationship.

I drive a car till it turns to dust, then I sweep up the dust and ride on the dust.

Isn't horrible weather great? It means I don't have to wash my car!

Google has already tested robot cars in San Francisco. If they can navigate San Francisco, they can probably manage just about anywhere.

I would never jump under a subway car because that would delay all the people behind me. How inconsiderate!

Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.

I don't put myself on Jeff Beck's level, but I can relate to him when he says he'd rather be working on his car collection than playing the guitar.

We begin life with loss. We are cast from the womb without an apartment, a charge plate, a job or a car. We are sucking, sobbing, clinging, helpless babies.

I spent my entire first pay cheque from Cracker, a TV show on ABC, on an Audi because my other car broke down and I needed to get to work.

When you borrow a man's car, always return it with a tank of gas.

I usually write songs when I'm in a car by myself and it's usually dangerous because I'm writin' and drivin' at the same time.

Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?

Never take more than your share - whether of the road in driving your car, of chairs on a boat or seats on a train, or food at the table.

And there's no damage to the car. Except to the car itself.