Card Quotes

Card Quote of the day

On my business card, I am a corporate president. In my mind, I am a game developer. But in my heart, I am a gamer.

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas With every Christmas card I write May your days be merry and bright And may all your Christmases be white.

A check or credit card, a Gucci bag strap, anything of value will do. Give as you live.

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.

Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill.

We must take away the government's credit card. With limits on both tax revenue and borrowing, the Federal government would finally be forced to get serious about spending cuts

Because never in my entire childhood did I feel like a child. I felt like a person all along―the same person that I am today.

I really like Iceland. One of the nicest things about it is that I hardly ever had to reach for my credit card. There's practically nothing there to go shopping for.

If you don't have the money management skills yet, using a debit card will ensure you don't overspend and rack up debt on a credit card.

A man with a credit card is in hock to his own image of himself.

This is my ultimate fantasy: watching QVC with a credit card while making love and eating at the same time.

Social security, bank account, and credit card numbers aren't just data. In the wrong hands they can wipe out someone's life savings, wreck their credit and cause financial ruin.

I am just mystified by these people telling me I would think Obama was doing a great job if his skin contained less melanin.

"Do you like card tricks?" "No, I hate card tricks," I answered. "Well, I'll just show you this one." He showed me three.

I'd like to have a business card saying: Bruce Norris kicked your arse.

Using encryption on the Internet is the equivalent of arranging an armored car to deliver credit card information from someone living in a cardboard box to someone living on a park bench.

If the only way you can build an emergency fund is to pay the minimum due on your credit card, that is what you need to do.

Your goal should be to pay off your credit card bills in full at the end of each month and set aside money toward your emergency savings.

Face the fact that there's only one sure-fire way to erase credit card debt. By picking up a big, shiny pair of scissors and cutting your wife in half.

All I need are chocolates, credit card, and stilettos.

There is real danger of a disconnect between what's on your business card and who you are deep inside, and it's not a disconnect that the world is ready to be patient with.

I wonder sometimes if the motivation for writers ought to be contempt, not admiration.

My credit card company calls me if it looks like I've bought too many hoodies and cargo pants for my kid at Old Navy.

Humanity is living off its ecological credit card and can only do this by liquidating the planet's natural resources.

An erection at will is the moral equivalent of a valid credit card.

An American credit card is just as good in Europe as American gold used to be.

Once you get into debt, it’s hell to get out. Don’t let credit card debt carry over. You can’t get ahead paying eighteen percent.

I don't use a debit card. The safest thing is a credit card because you're using the bank's money. If someone accesses your information, they are stealing the bank's money, not yours.

As a child, a library card takes you to exotic, faraway places. When you're grown up, a credit card does it.

A credit card is a convenient device that saves you the trouble of counting your change.

Money is a poor man's credit card.

What this country needs is a credit card for charging things to experience.

My credit card company says I have an outstanding balance. I'm flattered.

Just because something is typed-whether it is typed on a business card or typed in a newspaper or book-this does not mean that it is true.

Credit card companies pay college students generously to stand outside dining halls, dorms, and academic buildings and encourage their fellow students to apply for credit cards.

In 1973, a woman could not get a credit card without her husband or father or a male signing off on it.

By 2003, every fool was getting into real estate. The checkout girl at my local supermarket handed me her newly printed real estate agent business card.

Why don't we call on the credit card companies to be accountable? They need to be held accountable for their predatory lending practices.

Business isn't that complicated. I wouldn't want to put it on my business card.

I can walk into a bookstore and hand over my credit card and they don't know who the hell I am. Maybe that says something about bookstore clerks.

Bank One has got one of the best credit card divisions, ... The perception of investors is that financial services stocks are affected by interest rates and they're not.

Most magicians are nothing more than laymen with rabbits on their business cards

People want what they want. And I guess that is a reason we have this big credit card problem and a lot of these foreclosures.

You stick a credit card in a machine, and you pay $3 or whatever it is to get cash - your own money.

You can have my credit card, baby, but keep your red hot fingers off of my heart, lady.

When I was young, people lived paycheck to paycheck. Today, it seems like they live from credit card payment to credit card payment.

I got a business card because I wanna win some lunches. That's what my business card says: Mitch Hedberg, Potential Lunch Winner. Gimme a call, maybe we'll have lunch. If I'm lucky!

Banks introduced the installment plan. The disappearance of cash and the coming of the credit card changed the shape of life in the United States.

Writing a book makes you an expert in the field. At the very least, when you hand someone a book you wrote, it's more impressive than handing a business card.

You don't build wealth with credit card rewards and airline miles. You can't beat the credit card companies at their own game.