Carp Quotes

Carp Quote of the day

I used to have some fish, some nice little carp, but they got too big for the tank. I don't have any pets now.

Yeah, we held a junior carp tournament on the St. Lawrence River in New York last August. I hosted that along with a couple of other people.

There are a couple of carp fishing books I've been reading. I'm very interested in that line of books, because I think they write very well, carp anglers, about the general environment.

Your bait of falsehood takes this carp of truth.

Smoked carp tastes just as good as smoked salmon when you ain't got no smoked salmon.

I have known a very good, fisher angle diligently four or six hours for a river carp, and not have a bite.

If a man holds a door open for me or pulls back a chair so that this old bag can sit down, I'm delighted. Women who moan and carp about that sort of thing are stupid

He that can carp in the most eloquent or acute manner at the weakness of the human mind is held by his fellows as almost divine.

Frying gives cooks numerous ways of concealing what appeared the day before and in a pinch facilitates sudden demands, for it takes little more time to fry a four-pound carp than to boil an egg.

They look like to carp going after the same piece of corn.

I was raised never to carp about things and never to moan, because in vaudeville, which is my background, you just got on with it through all kinds of adversities.

Modern, not bottom-dwelling literature like a carp.

If you allow your mind to carp at all and sundry, it will turn against itself: the majority of our sorrows are self-inflicted.

Your bait of falsehood takes this carp of truth, And thus do we of wisdom and of reach, With windlasses and with assays of bias, By indirections find directions out.