Carrots Quotes

Carrots Quote of the day

In my first video diary I explained my love for women who have a taste in carrots. Since then, I have received plenty of carrots. Now I also have a keen interest in women who like Lamborghinis.

If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.

I like girls who eat carrots.

I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots.

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.

If Kuwait grew carrots we wouldn't give a damn.

A carrot is as close as a rabbit gets to a diamond.

I like the public hot-tub at the hotels. I like when a guy is already in there, I say, "Hey, do you mind if I join you?" Then I go turn the heat up, and I add some carrots and onions.

In week one of the X Factor, just to be a little bit quirky, I decided to say that I like girls who eat carrots. Ever since I've had lots and lots and lots of carrots.

The universe is simmering down, like a giant stew left to cook for four billion years. Sooner or later we won’t be able to tell the carrots from the onions.

To tell the truth I cannot call my childhood bad. In your childhood you can't compare things: one eats carrots, one eats candy, both taste good. As a child you cannot tell the difference.

Have a colourful plate. I make a spinach salad with things like blueberries, apples and carrots.

Glitch was about as wild and unpredictable as a carrot stick.

The worst job I ever had was as a forensicologist for the United Nations. One time I thought I'd come across the mass grave of a thousand snowmen, but it turns out it was just a field of carrots.

If you've got a plot the size of a car or a tiny yard in Italy, you're going to be growing tomatoes and basil and celery and carrots, and everybody is still connected to the land.

You take souls for vegetables.... The gardener can decide what will become of his carrots but no one can choose the good of others for them.

You ask me what life is. That's like asking what a carrot is. A carrot is a carrot, and there's nothing more to know.

If carrots are good for my eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?

Creative freedom is a huge carrot.

I love root vegetables: carrots, parsnips, and turnips.

You don't raise kids. You raise carrots. You sponsor kids.

I think they named the orange before the carrot.

An intellectual carrot - the mind boggles.

Carrots might be good for my eyes, but they won't straighten out the curveball.

If shoppers looked at crooked carrots, misshapen potatoes, slightly dinged apples or too-small peaches and thought, wow, that looks delicious, imagine the benefits for struggling farmers.

While Congress can't overturn the Supreme Court, we can provide carrots and sticks to prevent local governments from unfairly taking property from landowners.

Carrot Top... I gave him advice once and he ran with it. He should thank me.

Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable.

I was working with mud and photographs and thread, eyelashes, carrots and acetone... I was throwing radios off buildings and... remember floating styrofoam commas down the Milwaukee River.

I love fresh vegetables and we always include them in our meals. I don't force my kids to eat asparagus, but they do eat peas, broccoli, and carrots.

When a man is small, he loves and hates food with a ferocity which soon dims. At six years old his very bowels will heave when such a dish as creamed carrots or cold tapioca appear before him.

I love to roast vegetables - carrots, fennel, and so on. I also love to mash or puree pretty much any vegetable!

That could be the carrot on the top of the cake

I usually eat four or five raw carrots with my meat, and that is all. I must be part rabbit; I never get bored with raw carrots

A small pepperoni pizza on a tortilla is healthier than salmon teriyaki with rice and carrots.

IBM doesn't want its people to get frustrated and restless because it has them reaching for carrots they can't quit

Peas went with carrots as infallibly as ham went with eggs. For years I thought carrots and peas grew on the same vine.

It won't happen yet, Ellen mused, mashing cooked carrots for Jill's lunch. Breakups seldom do. It will unfold slowly, one little tell-tale symptom after another like some awful, hellish flower.

There comes a point where you see no evidence that the carrot and diplomacy are working.

Never, ever get satisfied; keep the carrot in front of the horse.

One second you're having the time of your life in front of all these people, and then you come backstage to the exact opposite - there's only lukewarm carrots back there.

Next to her, I felt like Carrot Top in drag. Cat re: Annette

I like carrots that have got a bit of personality and have three or four legs! They may look weird but they taste fantastic.

I am a rune a carrot a little joke

I'm not into sugar for kids, but you don't want your kid to be the carrot kid. There's always the kid at the birthday parties carrying a bag of carrots. You've got to let them eat a little cake.

I slice up a ton of cucumbers, celery, carrots and red and yellow peppers. Keep them in your fridge so you always have something handy to curb your snack attack.

Cows scream louder than carrots.

Every foreign policy of every major nation involves reason, common sense, carrots and sticks. You can't have all carrots and no sticks.

How're the Broncos doing?" "Like a bunch of carrots." "Is that bad?" "Can carrots play baseball?" "I guess not." "Then you have your answer.

Tibby cried into her soup when it finally came. "I'm scared... ," she told it. The carrots and peas made no reply, but she felt better for having told them.