Cat Quotes

Cat Quote of the day

Do not be like the cat who wanted a fish but was afraid to get his paws wet.

The snake, the rat, the cat, the dog... How you gonna see 'em if you livin' in the fog?

I was honored today with having a few stones, dirt, rotten eggs, and pieces of dead cat thrown at me

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

No matter if it is a white cat or a black cat; as long as it can catch mice, it is a good cat.

My husband said it was him or the cat. I miss him sometimes.

If a man aspires towards a righteous life, his first act of abstinence is from injury to animals.

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.

Guys are like dogs. They keep comin' back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time, they're gone.

When my cats aren't happy, I'm not happy. Not because I care about their mood but because I know they're just sitting there thinking up ways to get even.

So you know cats are interesting. They are kind of like girls. If they come and talk to you it's great. But if you try to talk to them it doesn't always go so well.

It is difficult to obtain the friendship of a cat. It is a philosophical animal... one that does not place its affections thoughtlessly.

I never wanted to be a statistic. I never wanted to be that cat who tried and never made it.

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.

When I hear of Schrödinger's cat, I reach for my pistol.

Sometimes I get a little sad, and I feel like being alone. Then I talk to my cat about it, and he reminds me I’m James Franco. Then we dance.

Is that vodka?" Margarita asked weakly. The cat jumped up in his seat with indignation. "I beg pardon, my queen," he rasped, "Would I ever allow myself to offer vodka to a lady? This is pure alcohol!

The only cats worth anything are the cats that take chances.

I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul.

The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer.

You can stick a BMW badge on a dead cat - and people would still buy it.

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice.

Ever heard the story about a cat that accidentally caught a mouse in his sleep? Me neither

We all know the stories about the Human Rights Act... about the illegal immigrant who cannot be deported because, and I am not making this up, he had a pet cat.

A lotta cats copy the Mona Lisa, but people still line up to see the original.

A cat determined not to be found can fold itself up like a pocket handkerchief if it wants to.

Respect people with less power then you. I don’t care if you’re the most powerful cat in the room, I will judge you on how you treat the least powerful. So there.

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.

In a burning building I would save a cat before a Rembrandt.

Cats invented self-esteem.

I have two cats at home in Minnesota with my family. Beau and Skippy

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade, without further introduction.

When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.

It is not worth while to go round the world to count the cats in Zanzibar.

I simply can´t resist a cat, particularly a purring one. They are the cleanest, cunningest, and most intelligent things I know, outside of the girl you love, of course.

If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.

I prefer cats to people, for the most part. Most people aren't cute at all, and if they are cute they very rapidly outgrow it.

In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats.

Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.

Purring would seem to be, in her case, an automatic safety-valve device for dealing with happiness overflow.

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.

The fog comes on little cat feet. It sits looking over the harbor and city on silent haunches and then moves on.

What though care killed a cat, thou hast mettle enough in thee to kill care.

Cats are put on earth to remind us that not everything has a purpose.

Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates.

When the tea is brought at five o'clock And all the neat curtains are drawn with care, The little black cat with bright green eyes Is suddenly purring there.

If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence.

Cities, like cats, will reveal themselves at night.

I heard a wise saying once that has helped me: "Negative feelings are like stray cats. The more you feed them, the more they hang around.