Cat Quotes

I'm not afraid to play ugly - look at 'Adaptation.' I looked like a turd that a cat had coughed up.

The cat lives alone, has no need of society, obeys only when she pleases, pretends to sleep that she may see more clearly, and scratches everything on which she can lay her paw.

A cat sleeps fat, yet walks thin.

I've been very successful doing voices in movies. I did Olive, the Other Reindeer, with Drew Barrymore, and I did Cats and Dogs. My children came to some of the sessions.

...one of the ways in which cats show happiness is by sleeping.

Once [a cat] has given its love, what absolute confidence, what fidelity of affection!

It is difficult to obtain the friendship of a cat.

It is remarkable, in cats, that the outer life they reveal to their masters is one of perpetual boredom.

The real objection to the great majority of cats is their insufferable air of superiority.

The great charm of cats is their rampant egotism, their devil-may-care attitude toward responsibility, their disinclination to earn an honest dollar.

The financial education taught in schools is funded and taught by the big banks and corporations. It's like having the cat train the mice.

Cats names are more for human benefit. They give one a certain degree more confidence that the animal belongs to you.

Cats know not how to pardon.

The Spoonsize Boys steal the dollhouse toys while the cat by the fire is curled. Then away they floats in their eggshell boats, down the drains to their underground world.

Say, Nana... You look like stray cat, wild and proud. But I can see the wound in your heart. At the time I just thought it was cool. I never realized how hurt you were.

My cats are really sassy and sophisticated, but most importantly, they are picky.

I spend so much time living by myself - mostly in hotels - and I pick up cats when I'm feeling particularly lonely.

Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?

Visits to 'the country' were very important to me growing up, especially working on the farm, experiencing all the wonders of cats and chickens and pigs and calves and outhouses!

The cat, which is a solitary beast, is single minded and goes its way alone, but, the dog, like his master, is confused in his mind.

People meeting for the first time suddenly relax if they find they both have cats. And plunge into anecdote.

But when the conquered spirit breaks free And indicates a new light Who'll take care of the cats?

I joke, but I only half joke, that if you come to one of our hospitals missing a limb, no one will believe you till they get a CAT scan, MRI, or orthopedic consult.

But if you really want to learn about life, get a cat. The way I think people should relate to animals is with a cat. Because the world is his.

...you never possess a cat; you are allowed to be in a cat's life, which, of course, is a privilege.

If I could find a real life place to make me feel like Tiffany's, then I'd buy some furniture and give the cat a name.

I can say with sincerity that I like cats... A cat is an animal which has more human feelings than almost any other.

I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.

Nobody keeps a cat. They condescend to live with you is all.

Few animals display their mood via facial expressions as distinctly as cats.

When you're out grocery shopping for your family, maybe you can put a can of cat or dog food in your cart and bring it to an animal relief center.

Do radioactive cats have eighteen half-lives?

Cats have intercepted my footsteps at the ankle for so long that my gait, both at home and on tour, has been compared to that of a man wading through low surf.

I cant swing a dead cat without hitting a reporter.

Animals can learn, but it is not by learning that they become dogs, cats, or horses. Only man has to learn to become what he is supposed to be.

Cats are only human, they have their faults.

But cats to me are strange, so strange I cannot sleep if one is near.

I'm a cat, and you have to earn my trust.

With cats, some say, one rule is true: Don't speak till you are spoken to.

When I get stressed out my de-stress default is - not cat videos - but I just watch his surrogates. They're so entertaining. It's like escapees from the Nordstrom cosmetics counter.

SkyClan's destiny is that we will never live in isolation from other cats. We're not like forest Clans, we can't shut ourselves off entirely from kittypets or rogues. And visitors will be welcome.

Tyranny, like fog in the well known poem, often creeps in silently 'on little cat feet.'

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf.

Poetry is like fish: if it's fresh, it's good; if it's stale, it's bad; and if you're not certain, try it on the cat.

Cats can be cooperative when something feels good, which, to a cat, is the way everything is supposed to feel as much of the time as possible.

Older people exude bundles of sexuality. Older men and women tend not run around like cats and dogs in heat.

Cats sleep Anywhere, Any table, Any chair, Top of piano, Window-ledge, In the middle, On the edge.

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. I love the fact I'm a shape shifter who can go unnoticed.

There is nothing in the animal world, to my mind, more delightful than grown cats at play. They are so swift and light and graceful, so subtle and designing, and yet so richly comic.

Like a cat on a hot tin roof.