Cat Quotes

Nothing is going to happen to you if you throw salt on the floor, stand under a ladder, or see eight black cats on the street.

Just what part of meow don't you understand?

A man has to work so hard so that something of his personality stays alive. A tomcat has it so easy, he has only to spray and his presence is there for years on rainy days.

One can't teach a cat not to catch birds

I don't hate cats...as long as they stay on the freeway, where they belong.

[A cat] will lie the whole evening on your knee, purring and happy in your society.

When the cats away, the mice will play.

Cats have nine lives. Makes them ideal for experimentation.

Some exfoliates have rocks in them and it makes your skin really smooth, and cat litter is a good substitute. I haven't broke out at all yet!

Most of us are animal lovers. We insist that we love all animals equally - the hamster, the weasel, and the zebra - but if pressed, we will admit to being either a cat person or a dog person.

Ignorance killed the cat; curiosity was framed!

Nobody who is not prepared to spoil cats will get from them the reward they are able to give to those who do spoil them.

Cats are our last best chance to have a dysfunctional relationship.

Actually, when I was little I even dreamed about riding a black cat.

But I killed you,” Alyss said. “Did you?” Red turned to The Cat. “Why wasn’t I informed?

It's still about the women. It's not called Desperate Plumber. People are more interested in cat fights.

If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat.

Cats will outsmart dogs every time.

Perhaps you could call your cat Meow so it could say it's own name. Or how about Stupid Cat Get Out Of Here. That would really confuse it if you tried to call it over to you.

One meets the cat in nearly all forms of art...curiously enough she is not a conspicuous figure in Roman or Greek art.

There are two kinds of fidelity, that of dogs and that of cats; you, gentleman, have the fidelity of cats who never leave the house.

I love animals. When I was young, I had two St. Bernards, I still have a dog, I have a lot of cats in my company. My wife always says, "You spend a lot of money on animals. More than even me!"

I tell you, I was as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a roomful of rockers!

Perhaps a child, like a cat, is so much inside of himself that he does not see himself in the mirror.

I also believe, without any supporting evidence, that cats are evil.

If I had a cat I'd buy another one so I could kick one and then the other.

The cat: an animal that's so unpredictable, you can never tell in advance how it will ignore you the next time.

Did you know that Dog Heaven and Cat Hell were the same place?

We've gotten involved in cat rescue we take them in and find homes for them. I've always loved cats. I saw how homeless cats were living out there. We take them in, put out flyers.

On the cliffs of your wild cat charms I'm riding.

Dividing the swing into its parts is like dissecting a cat. You'll have blood and guts and bones all over the place. But you won't have a cat.

People say the Internet's made of cats. The reason isn't because of cats; it's because people like to have an emotion where they say 'aww' all at the same time.

Cats are a tonic, they are a laugh, they are a cuddle, they are at least pretty just about all of the time and beautiful some of the time.

A cat can be social, but a dog, we've bred this hyper social animal that's really truly different and will do stuff for us just to please us with praise and stroking.

So, that notion of hypertext seemed to me immediately obvious because footnotes were already the ideas wriggling, struggling to get free, like a cat trying to get out of your arms.

When a Cat adopts you, and I am not superstitious at all I don't mean only Black cats there is nothing to be done about it except to put up with it and wait until the wind changes.

The cat is the only animal without visible means of support who still manages to find a living in the city.

In the night all cats are gray.

Martina, she's got several layers of steel out there like a cat with nine lives.

Cats were the gangsters of the animal world, living outside the law and often dying there. There were a great many of them who never grew old by the fire.

At dinner time he would sit in a corner, concentrating; and suddenly they would say, 'Time to feed the cat,' as if it were their idea.

Women are cats ... and love to scratch even those they're fond of. Sometimes the more they love them the harder they scratch.

Someone asked me what three things I would save if my house was on fire. I said my cat, my salamander and one of the twins.

It is in their eyes that their magic resides.

My cat did that the other day when he came in from the garden.

Pray use both cats as sponges if it pleases you, infatuated infantryman.

So,” Wanda cried, “a woman in furs is nothing more than a large cat, a charged electric battery?

Socks is the White House cat. But did you know there is also a White House dog?

They tell us we are all citizens, that we were born in this country. Well, a cat can have kittens in the oven, but that doesn't make them biscuits!

A man who was loved by 300 woman singled me out to live with him. Why? I was the only one without a cat.