Cat Quotes

A garden without cats, it will be generally agreed, can scarcely deserve to be called a garden at all.

When I was into The Beatles, I cut my hair into a Beatle haircut, which looked so ridiculously stupid with my little cat-eye glasses that I wore.

The mice which helplessly find themselves between the cats teeth acquire no merit from their enforced sacrifice.

We have one cat. I had eight cats and six dogs in Los Angeles.

My house is run, essentially, by an adopted, fully clawed cat with a mean nature.

See the cat? See the cradle?

He seems the incarnation of everything soft and silky and velvety, without a sharp edge in his composition, a dreamer whose philosophy is sleep and let sleep.

Cats vary so widely that all data is meaningless and the professional classifiers gnash their teeth trying to come up with even a single fact common to all.

I've talked to biblical cats, and Neanderthals who been here since day one. No one here has even seen the Big Boss. Ever.

Socks is the White House cat. But did you know there is also a White House dog?

They tell us we are all citizens, that we were born in this country. Well, a cat can have kittens in the oven, but that doesn't make them biscuits!

I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because the water is cold in there. And I'm like: How did my mother know that?

So,” Wanda cried, “a woman in furs is nothing more than a large cat, a charged electric battery?

There's no doubt that after you eat a lot of garlic, you just kind of feel like you are floating, you feel ultra-confident, you feel capable of going out and whipping your weight in wild cats.

Ignorant people think it is the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it is the sickening grammar that they use.

Cats were the gangsters of the animal world, living outside the law and often dying there. There were a great many of them who never grew old by the fire.

Pray use both cats as sponges if it pleases you, infatuated infantryman.

My cat did that the other day when he came in from the garden.

It is in their eyes that their magic resides.

Someone asked me what three things I would save if my house was on fire. I said my cat, my salamander and one of the twins.

Women are cats ... and love to scratch even those they're fond of. Sometimes the more they love them the harder they scratch.

At dinner time he would sit in a corner, concentrating; and suddenly they would say, 'Time to feed the cat,' as if it were their idea.

A man who was loved by 300 woman singled me out to live with him. Why? I was the only one without a cat.

The cat will mew, and dog will have his day.

Are those cat hairs on your lapel, or have you been dating a blonde with a crew cut?

If you have a dog or a cat, you know how developed they can be. How sensitive, how aware. They suffer. We all do.

I'm not sure that love and like aren't like cats and dogs: One can't grow up to be the other, but they can be taught to live under the same roof.

The way to keep a cat is to try to chase it away.

That's what I love about being mayor. Even if the problem is getting the cat out of the tree - from that to the biggest problem, you're in charge. No ambiguity. Leaders lead.

I honestly don't hate asylum seekers - these people are cockroaches and they're doing what cockroaches do because cockroaches can't help what they do, they just do it, like cats miaow and dogs bark.

You kin tame a bear. You kin tame a wild-cat and you kin tame a panther. ... You kin tame arything, son, excusin' the human tongue.

Wolves eat cats for dinner. By God, I wanna be a wolf. ~Kane Tyler~

Of all our sunny world, i wish only for a garden sofa where a cat is sunning itself

Cats are distant, discreet, impeccably clean and able to stay silent. What more could be needed to be good company?

Because dogs and cats still live in the original state of connectedness with Being, they can help us regain it. When we do so, however, that original state deepens and turns into awareness.

When you've understood this scripture, throw it away. If you can't understand this scripture, throw it away. I insist on your freedom.

My cat brought me a toy. I thanked her and threw it. She sat there gave me a look that made me realize people and dogs are the crazy ones.

There is no 'cat language.' Painful as it is for us to admit, they don't need one!

No tame animal has lost less of its native dignity or maintained more of its ancient reserve. The domestic cat might rebel tomorrow.

Cats are like donkeys and camels, they won't ever quite give in to human tyranny, they won't try to imitate the human soul.

The order of the world is always right - such is the judgment of God. For God has departed, but he has left his judgment behind, the way the Cheshire Cat left his grin.

If you like cats and have some, you get kittens; and if you like kittens and enjoy having them about, they grow up and you get more cats.

I had a very crazy aunt and uncle who we traded my brother Webster to for a Siamese cat. It was heaven to live with my aunt and uncle because you got spoiled to death.

North American cats eat more fish than all the world's seals put together, yet we lay the blame on the seals for the declining fish stocks.

The most domestic cat, which has lain on a rug all her days, appears quite at home in the woods, and, by her sly and stealthy behavior, proves herself more native there than the regular inhabitants.

If a cat sits on a hot stove once, it will never sit on a cold one either.

My job is to make the players I'm playing with better. I'm going to be the cat that does a lof of the ‘other things.'

There are more ways of skinning a cat than rubbing its fur the wrong way.

It was not I who was teaching my cat to gather rosebuds, but she who was teaching me.

Cats do not keep the mice away; it is my belief that they preserve them for the chase.