Cat Quotes

It is with the approach of winter that cats...wear their richest fur and assume an air of sumptuous and delightful opulence.

I would say old school cats like Redman and Wu-tang. My style is my style, those are just cats that I liked.

It's an honor to paint cats.

Cats do not keep the mice away; it is my belief that they preserve them for the chase.

I had the X rating on my films. Now they do as much on The Simpsons as I got an X rating for Fritz the Cat.

I had a very crazy aunt and uncle who we traded my brother Webster to for a Siamese cat. It was heaven to live with my aunt and uncle because you got spoiled to death.

Cats are like donkeys and camels, they won't ever quite give in to human tyranny, they won't try to imitate the human soul.

Exactly how intricate a sport is jogging? You were two years old. You ran after the cat. You pretty much had it mastered

Cats and dogs believe politicians are like cemetery caregivers; they are on top of everyone, but nobody listens.

I've met many irresponsible people in my life but never an irresponsible cat.

There are only five things really worth drawing; four of them are pretty girls and the fifth is cats.

Prose books are the show dogs I breed and sell to support my cat.

The cat does not negotiate with the mouse.

We are the ones who have high blood pressure, ulcers, and heart attacks, not cats.

I can't have cats around me because they try to steal my energy.

I was a young cat, and I was very fast, but I wasn't telling no kind of story.

They say the test of literary power is whether a man can write an inscription. I say, "Can he name a kitten?"

They say the test of [literary power] is whether a man can write an inscription. I say, "Can he name a kitten?" And by this test I am condemned, for I cannot.

A baited cat may grow as fierce as a lyon.

When the audition for 'Cats' came up, even though I'd been making pop records, it felt like something I was attracted to.

There's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat; if you don't pet her for 10 minutes she'll bother you for six hours.

It is not a good omen to meet a lot of cats when one sets out on a journey, so the Lieutenant spat three times for each cat, as his mother had taught him to do.

how can you love a little cat so much in such a short short time?

I know all the new phrases: 'cowabunga,' 'radical,' cat's pajamas,' 'duh,' and 'hey, homie don't play that.

Enjoying the least things - a chill glass of water, a moment of play with the cat, the sight of sunlight caught in the frost spangling the locust twigs - is a form of prayer.

My epitaph? My epitaph will be, 'Curiosity did not kill this cat'.

Buttercup, miserable even with Prim’s constant attention, huddles in the cube and exhales cat breath in my face.

You have learned enough to see that cats are much like you and me.

I get asked a lot why cats mess outside the litter box. The simplest thing is if you have more than one cat and you have two litter boxes, don't put them right next to each other.

You got barn cats and you want to make them tamed, you need to get them as kittens.

Liquor is one way out an’ death’s the other.

Cats don't hunt seals. They would if they knew what they were and where to find them. But they don't, so that's all right.

Cats will always lie soft.

Scalded cats fear even cold water.

Dogs will eat till they die. Cats will leave food in the dish, incomprehensible to a dog.

My job is to make the players I'm playing with better. I'm going to be the cat that does a lof of the ‘other things.'

King old ladies assure us that cats are often the best judges of character. A cat will always to to a good man, they say.

As soon as they're out of your sight, you are out of their mind.

Trying to get government to be as efficient as business is as hopeless as trying to teach cats to bark and dogs to meow.

No tame animal has lost less of its native dignity or maintained more of its ancient reserve. The domestic cat might rebel tomorrow.

I am as vigilant as a cat to steal cream.

No one believes you’re serious until bodies start to fall. -Vlad

Church was doing what he often did when dropped - lying on his back with all four legs in the air, pretending to be dead in order to induce guilt in his owners.

Black cat, white cat, what does it matter as long as the cat catches mice?

I'm obsessed with my cat. We have a really strong, really weird codependent, almost Bella/Edward relationship. I'm going to be a crazy cat lady one day, I'm sure.

I miss my brother. Prince was a funny cat. Great sence of humor.

I would never wound a cat's feelings, no matter how downright aggressive I might be to humans.

A man who owns a dog is, in every sense of the words, its master; the term expresses accurately their mutual relations. But it is ridiculous when applied to the limited possession of a cat.

Cats, even when robust, have scant liking for the boisterous society of children, and are apt to exert their utmost ingenuity to escape it. Nor are they without adult sympathy in their prejudice.

Announcers don't do enough of the cat-and-mouse strategy and all the work that goes into it. You watch a broadcast and guys get the pitches wrong.