Cat Quotes

Getting Democrats organized is like herding cats.

Nowadays we don't think much of a man's love for an animal; we laugh at people who are attached to cats. But if we stop loving animals, aren't we bound to stop loving humans too?

If Chelsea drop points, the cat's out in the open. And you know what cats are like - sometimes they don't come home.

'Tell Suzie she's a lucky cat.' Have sexier words ever been spoken?

A cat is never a presentation, but an innocent happening.

Cat: a soft indestructible automaton provided by nature to be kicked when things go wrong in the domestic circle.

People who wish to salute the free and independent side of their evolutionary character acquire cats. People who wish to pay homage to their servile and salivating roots own dogs.

If you call a cat, he may not come. Which doesn't happen with dogs. They're different types of animals. Cats are very sexy I think too in the way they move.

The best model of a cat is another cat..., specially the same cat.

However long you have a cat and however plainly he lays his life open before you, there is always something hidden, some name he goes by in a place you never heard of.

When I am happy I am like a cat, sleek and purring, quite useless. It is when I am unhappy, with an ache perhaps in my heart, that I do my finest work.

Cats always pick the laps of the people who don't like them.

I found all these stupid pictures of cats at the beach, and I was like, "They get it, man. They totally get it."

Married men live longer. Yes. And an indoor cat also lives longer. It's a furball with a broken spirit, that can only look out on a world it can never enjoy. But it does technically live longer.

We love cats more than we love women [with Marilyn Manson].

Pick-a-lock, Pick-a-lock, you'll regret the day, When you took a mouse thief and locked him away, Silly cat, look at that, it's two for one, A thief and a warrior, by dawn will be gone.

Chickens are interesting individuals who have as much right not to be cooked and eaten as a dog or a cat or even a human being.

Arguing with reality it like trying to teach a cat to bark.

Your life is a Fellini film, lacking only Anita Ekberg with a cat on her head.

Dogs are more loyal. Cats are fickle.

The Chairman likes you.” “Is that good?” “I never date anyone my cat doesn’t like,” Magnus said easily, and stood up.

Ragnor and Catarina both begged him to give the instrument up. Random strangers on the street begged him to give the instrument up. Even cats ran away from him.

Look," I whisper to Cat, "Shooting star! That's good luck." She rolls her eyes. "It's a plane, you idiot," she says, and when I look again I can see that she's right. Typical.

If you would know what a cat is thinking about, you must hold its paw in your hand for a long time.

Cats, so strong and gentle, the pride of the household.

The past scampers like an alley cat through the present, leaving the paw prints of memories scattered helter-skelter.

There wasn't room to swing a cat there.

In Egypt, the cats...afford evidence that animal nature is not altogether intractable, but that when well-treated they are good at remembering kindness.

I think cat's are fantastic.

Cats are independent, by which I mean smart.

I wish I were that cat.

Little girls are like old cats. If they don't like you nothing on Earth will make them pretend to.

I recently bought a cat, but took it back a day later because our personalities clashed.

Bill Gates is just a monocle and a Persian Cat away from being one of the bad guys in a James Bond movie.

She's a rare vase, out of a cat's reach, on its shelf.

Oh cat, I'd say, or pray: be-ootiful cat! Delicious cat! Exquisite cat! Satiny cat! Cat like a soft owl, cat with paws like moths, jewelled cat, miraculous cat! Cat, cat, cat, cat.

Siamese Cats have a way of staring at you. Those who have walked in on the Queen cleaning her teeth will know the expression.

Young cat! If you keep Your eyes open enough, Oh, the stuff you will learn! The most wonderful stuff!

Cats are hard to train, but they can train them.

A sexy picture can come from anyone who forms an intimacy with their subject. You can take a sexy picture of your cat if you want to.

The only identification that would be inscribed on any cat's collar would be "This is the cat's cat."

Dogs do tricks. Cats play tricks.

Cats always land on their feet. Dogs don't.

Great, lets round up all the useless cats and hope a tree falls on them - Jayfeather

Tribe cats are named after the first thing their mother sees, but I thing this would lead to a lot of kits being named 'wall of cave', 'side of cave' and 'floor of cave

All she's caught is fleas! She's a medicine cat, not a warrior. She should be helping me, not trying to pretend that her entire history vanished on the day the truth came out.

Three young cats with starlight in their eyes and the whisper of ancient wind in their fur." -Rock, Cats of the Clans

The water is calm, but the currents pull beneath the surface. Though they can’t be seen, they have the power to drag cats to their deaths.

All cats old enough to catch thier own prey,gather here under the High Rock for a clan meeting!

Because I'm a Thunderclan cat like you," she replied, ad darker shadow in the darkness of the tunnel. "My name is Hollyleaf