Cat Quotes

The vanity of man revolts from the serene indifference of the cat.

The human race may be divided into people who love cats and people who hate them; the neutrals being few in numbers, and, for intellectual and moral reasons, not worth considering.

The cat dwells within the circle of her own secret thoughts.

If I really have nothing to do, I just watch my cats, take some photos, and go back to my personal blog.

When a woman has five cats, she doesn't have to be 'made crazy'

Every ship should have a cat.

And what strange voices they have! Sometimes like the complaining of small children; sometimes like the noise of lambs.

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies.

Steve Bruce is like a cat on hot tin bricks.

A violin is the revenge exacted by the intestines of a dead cat.

Imagination needs food like every dog and every cat and every bird and every fish.

I have a rescue dog named Fideo, which means 'noodle' in Spanish, and a cat named Hutch.

Of all animals, he alone attains to the Contemplative Life.

My cat's fully capable of speaking, but he says he's afraid of me turning it into a Kevin James vehicle.

Chris Brown is brilliant. That cat is crazy brilliant, and I wish him the best.

If you attack Ann Coulter, you don't end up with your cat killed or your tires slashed.

Cats, I always think, only jump into your lap to check if you are cold enough, yet, to eat.

Our checks are pale. Our wallets are invalids. Past due, past due, is what our bills are saying and yet we kiss in every corner, scuffing the dust and the cat. Love rises like bread as we go bust.

Some cats are blind and stone deafdeaf some. But ain't no cat wuz ever dumb.

What is easily the most dangerous spot cats choose for sleeping? Beneath our feet-sprawled out in hallways or in doorways, tails predictably extended just to be stepped on.

You never saw such a crazy cat. 'Up the wall' took on a literal meaning.

I don't kick dressing room doors, or the cat - or even journalists

Three quiet days. This hell fiend is like a cat with a mouse. She lets me loose only to pounce upon me again. I am never so frightened as when every thing is still.

Cats would rule the world if they had longer attention spans.

A mouse who wishes to fool the cat doesn't simply scamper out of its hole whenever it feels the slightest urge.

The Cat on your hearthstone to this day presages, By solemnly sneezing, the coming of rain!

My ginger tabby cat Oscar - he's got his own passport - he comes everywhere with me.

If you are ignorant enough, you can walk like a cat on the slippery roof-ridge of danger.

I did not run for office to be helping out a bunch of, you know, fat cat bankers on Wall Street.

It's as if cats live in a seperate universe that takes up the same space as ours, but is full of facinating things like mice or sparrows or special TV programs that we can't see.

You are softening toward the young rascal because he is ill, and because he says he likes cats." "It is an engaging quality, Emerson." "That depends," said Emerson darkly, "on how he likes them.

Nothing looks as self-satisfied as a contented cat.

All cats are gray in the dark.

I've never been no superficial cat.

I had been playing with my local band, Skinny Cat. I had been to quite a few auditions before UFO, managed to get the gig and then not want to do it!

If I can't find a cat, I stop and quiet my mind, not yelling the cat's name, and focus on connecting with the cat and then I get the message and go to that room or outside door and find the cat.

There are a shitload of songs about being in love with someone who doesn't love you back and I talk about weed and my cat and being lazy a lot.

All of my cats are adopted and all show their gratitude on a daily basis. I don't know where I would be without them.

I feel so bad about my MBE now that I am going to tie it around my cat.

We're both cat lovers [with Marilyn Manson].

Heads of warring nations could learn a lot about how to achieve lasting peace by watching dogs and cats who live in the same house.

You use to ride on the chrome horse with your diplomat, who carried on his shoulder a Siamese cat.

I set my monkey on the log, and ordered him to do the Dog. He wagged his tail and shook his head, and he went and did the Cat instead.

I've endured quite a bit of physical pain. My mom says that I got my first set of stitches when I was one-and-a-half. A cat got my eye.

We brought with hus in the ship a cat, a most amicable cat and greatly loved by us; but he grew to great bulk through the eating of fish.

Curiosity did kill the cat, but I'm very curious.

Dikaios smacked Elam with his tail. "His curiosity wouldn't kill a sick kitten, much less a cat.

Agnostics talk cheerfully of man's search for God but they might as well talk about the mouse's search for the cat.

Note 4. For these and other reasons the cat is also very hard to photograph. The best photographs are instantaneous, as the mere breathing of a cat will blur the fur in a time exposure.

Cleanliness in the cat world is usually a virtue put above godliness.