Cat Quotes

What if it was cats who invented technology, would they have TV shows starring rubber sqeaky toys?

Cat, you ruined mom's dress!" "Honey, it was ruined when she bought it.

What you'll always get from me is a variety of emotions. Whenever you listen to my CD, whether you're the hardest dude or the bitterest cat, I'll give you a real story to think about.

If't were not for my cat and dog, I think I could not live.

One cat in a house is a sign of loneliness.

I describe myself as an indoor cat, because I'm a computer guy and I always have been.

Once cats were all wild, but afterward they retired to houses.

Dogs make sense. They understand hierarchy and the need to cooperate. They come when you call them. A cat though—a cat will take your number and get back to you. Maybe. If he’s in a good mood.

What?" She drew herself up, stern as a cat presented with the wrong food for dinner.

Quick, how do you pick up a cat?" "Buy her a drink.

At a touch, he explodes like a snapdragon into loud purrs.

Whatever class and race divergences exist, top cats are tom cats.

In truth, most of us don't know our cats.

No cat purrs unless someone is around to listen.

Dan: 'Ah, well, I hope this didn't have anything to do with me.' Ellen: 'No, not unless you played Cat Woman in Batman.

I get home at the end of the day and I don't want to talk. All I want to do is lay on the floor and pet my dogs and my cats.

You remember my ideal cat has always a huge rat in its mouth, just going out of sight - though going out of sight in itself has a peculiar pleasure.

I hate cats. But this cancer cat made me feel bad, so I was like, Okay, I'll take her back to L. A. and give her her last six months of pain-free life.

I have a dog as well, and I'm not a vegan or anything. But I needlepoint and I have a cat, so it's not boding well.

Making movies is like herding cats.

I did have a dog for a few years when I was little, but then just really had cats until I was about 21.

You don't lose your temper and throw the cat out the door. You don't lose your temper and throw a dish at the dog and make him thing he's going to die.

One cat just leads to another." [Letter from Finca Vigia, Cuba, to his first wife, Elizabeth Hadley Richardson (1943).]

A stunning meditation on the power of escape, and on the cat-and-mouse contest the self plays to deflect its own guilt.

There is no animal lazier than a cat.

Bismarck was a large persian cat owned by Florence Nightingale.

Well, you will have to do. If you had died along with your mother, I would have taught the cat to read.

Without a twich of exertion, Redd sealed his lips with glue. "Who wants to kill him?" The Cat raised a paw. Siren and Alistare raised their hands. "Mmmmmm mmm mmm," protested Jack.

When Jack Benny plays the violin, it sounds as though the strings are still in the cat.

A sleeping cat is ever alert.

Beware in the presence of cats: they never give, they do not even retaliate--they only reply, and purr in doing so.

Man wishes woman to be peaceable, but in fact she is essentially warlike, like the cat.

Oh, dear me, no. Then I should be known as that vampire with all the cats.

If you treat your feelings with as much love as you treat your dog or your cat or your child you'll feel as if you were living in heaven.

The cat which isn't let out of the bag often becomes a skeleton in the cupboard.

I've had the pleasure of playing with the baddest Jazz cats on the planet.

A vegetarian is not a person who lives on vegetables, any more than a Catholic is a person who lives on cats.

A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.

I had a Tesla. I was one of the first cats with a Tesla. But I'm telling you, I've been on the side of the road a while in that thing.

I'm the least metrosexual cat you've ever met. I've never had my fingernails or toenails done, and I've cut my own hair longer than other people have cut my hair.

An old cat sports not with her prey.

To me, a mark of maturity is realizing that nobody runs the world. Fat cat politicians and secret conspiracies don't control our lives. In reality, the world is much more complex than that.

On the Continent stray cats are judged individually on their merit-some are loved, some are only respected; in England they are universally worshipped as in ancient Egypt.

It was soon noticed that when ever there was work to be done the cat could never be found.

I am more of a rock guy than I am a blues guy. People get the idea that I am a dyed in the wool blues cat, but I rock out when I do my show you know that.

I have two kids in diapers and a cat whose litter box I clean out. I deal with an awful lot of crap.

Hang sorrow! care will kill a cat,And therefore let 's be merry.

Even in the best times, managing science has been compared to herding cats; it is not done well, but one is surprised to find it done at all.

A good recipe for a human reducing breakfast is a lot of good things to eat, and three spaniels and two cats to eat with.

Most cats feel that bird-catching is their duty; the instinct goes back to prehistoric times. Amber keeps in practice by chasing moths.