Cat Quotes

Wouldn’t that make a charming epitaph? Here lies Cat. Killed not by fang, but Ferragamos.

Next to her, I felt like Carrot Top in drag. Cat re: Annette

Bones has always been smart," I muttered. "His intelligence was just camouflaged under a mountain of p**sy." Cat

The lustful glances thrown his way made me wish he wasn’t such a damned bowl of eye candy." - Cat re: Bones

Care to see your room?” -Bones Let me guess—it’s that smashed‐up car right over there." -Cat

He picked the wrong profession. Should've stayed a prostitute. He'd have made millions. - Cat

It was official. I now wanted to murder a ghost, a notion I'd discarded as unlikely only twenty minutes before. (Cat)

Bones, what is everyone doing in here? Spade, cover up. Frigging vampires think everyone wants to see what they've got." ~Cat

Between the money and the illegal merchandise, Bones was getting millions. No wonder he laughed at my salary. -Cat

...love him enough to give him this, even if it's at the price of your pride." (Annette to Cat)

Is it true cats wont stay in a house when it's haunted?

My cat, Andy, has been my best buddy since I was 18, and he doesn't care if I'm on a TV show or if I'm red-carpet ready. He just likes it when I'm there.

Really, The smart thing to do was to stop dating and get a cat.

I'm actually scared of horror movies. I'm kind of Scaredy Cat when it comes to that stuff.

I like cats. I used to have a lot of cats, but I don't anymore, now I just have a dog. It does take a certain temperament to have a cat, as they do have certain personalities.

The life of the city cat is short but so sophisticated.

I've always wanted to be a cat. Warm and domesticated when you want to be, wild when you don't.

My parents ... are more like cats. They accidentally had a litter of kittens, and then emotionally moved on to whatever ball of yarn rolled past their line of sight.

Night will always remain a cat's magical, fanciful time.

Cats are anthropomorphised in art because they are so laid back that you automatically attribute human thoughts and feelings to them.

I thought if I could create a convincing cat I could say and do anything I wanted on the human condition.

Disney World is celebrating its 40th birthday! You can tell the characters are getting old. In addition to Snow White's seven dwarfs, she now has 25 cats.

I'm definitely allergic, by the way, but I love kitty cats.

Like a domestic cat, purring on the sofa by day, but by night, a strutting queen, a natural killer, disdainful of her other life.

You would wind up as a cat, I told her. They don't need anyone else. I need you, she replied. Well, I said. Maybe I'll come back as catnip.

They might have been all-right people doing the best they could, but I got to tell you, you got a dead cat lying in your yard you ought to bury it. That’s my motto.

The thing about cats, as you may find, Is that no one knows what they have in mind.

I'm just saying it's easier to kill a cat than dispose of a car.

You'd really spend about a hundred dollars for fake testicles for your cat? I'm not sure I'd spend that for fake testicles for myself.

I think if you keep the box closed long enough you do kill the cat, actually.

Bathsheba! to whom none ever said scat- No worthier cat Ever sat on a mat, Or caught a rat. Requiescat!

The cat would eate fish, and would not wet her feete.

When all candles are out, all cats are grey, All things are then of one color, as who say. And this proverb faith, for quenching hot desire, Foul water as soon as faire, will quench hot fire.

A cat may looke on a King.

This is to think, that men are so foolish, that they take care to avoid what mischiefs may be done them by pole-cats, or foxes; but are content, nay, think it safety, to be devoured by lions.

To go like a cat upon a hot bakestone.

The more you rub a cat on the rump, the higher she sets her tail.

[Progressives] think the Constitution is like Felix the Cat's magic bag: Look in there long enough and hard enough, and you can find anything.

People rarely speak of children; you hear of 'cohort groups' and 'standard variations,' but you don't hear much of boys who miss their cats or 6-year-olds who have to struggle with potato balls.

Careful observers may foretell the hour (By sure prognostics) when to dread a show'r. While rain depends, the pensive cat gives o'er Her frolics, and pursues her tail no more.

My wife calls me grumpy cat. I'm normally a very pleasant person to be around.

Only Hungry Joe had something better to do each time he finished his missions. He had screaming nightmares and won fist fights with Huple's cat.

I've got a little cat, and I'm very fond of that.

To be reminded that one is very much like other members of the animal kingdom is often funny...though...I do not too much mind being somewhat like a cat.

I certainly never imagined 80-year-olds singing along, like they were watching Cats. I'm fascinated by that kind of pop cultural zeitgeist that it's attached itself to.

Time is what turns kittens into cats.

Knowing without any doubt that the newly elected cannot help but be his zombies, Obama is the cat who swallowed the canary.

Cat tongues are awesome." --Nellie Gomez, The 39 Clues, Beyond The Grave

We have a puppy named Lucy... two cats... goldfish... and Louis, our lop earred rabbit.

She was my first cat ever, and I thought she was marvelous.