Cat Quotes

The cat jumps up on the bed and tries to get onto my head. It's his way of telling whether or not i'm dead. If i'm not, he wants to be scratched; if i am - he'll think of something

Nobody quite knows the truth about cats purring, but it does seem to be also a self-healing thing for them, which is why, when you take your cat to the vet and it's frightened, it will purr.

He lives in the halflights in secret places, free and alone, this mysterious little great being whom his mistress calls, My cat.

Fighting should be left to dogs and cats and chickens, who can't reason.

Sometimes go around with guys who are scuffling -- for awhile. But usually they end up marrying some cat with a factory. This is the way world ends, not with a whim but a banker.

A well-trained cat doesn't exist because a cat remains a cat.

A cat can never be well-trained because they're too independent.

Actually what's worse than a dog's mouth is a cat's mouth. They're not dirtier per se, but they have sharper teeth, so they are much more likely to go deep, should they bite you.

You know, I'm not real tall. I'm 6'0, 6'½, but I think people think I'm shorter than I am because I'm not the most muscular cat in the world.

Trying to coach kindergarteners in soccer is like trying to herd cats.

Having a dog or cat will open your heart. Reading a book will open your mind. Having both a pet and a book... absolute heaven.

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat.

The man who sets out to carry a cat by its tail learns something that will always be useful and which never will grow dim or doubtful.

A person who has a cat by the tail knows a whole lot more about cats than someone who has just read about them.

That cat will write her autograph all over your leg if you let her.

I knew a man who grabbed a cat by the tail and learned forty percent more about cats than the man who didn't.

I like a thin book because it will Steady a Table, a leather volume because it will Strop a Razor, and a heavy book because it can be Thrown at a Cat.

I've had cats all my life and obviously loved them, but the litter box, and the having to always get a house sitter, they're just too - they're too rigid. Cats are too needy somehow.

The pyjamas have cats on them. I am informed that these cats belong to an organisation called Hello Kitty.

What's virtue in a man can't be virtue in a cat.

Like cats and ice cream, showers were among life's simple, uncomplicated pleasures.

There's more than one way for a girl to Google a cat.

The family is on its way out; couples go next; then no more keeping cats or parrots.

The banker rubs his nose, thinking of his cat stalking something on the lawn.

Dogs often remind us of the human, ail-too human. Cats, never.

Every life has a love story, even though the beloved may be imaginary, or a cat.

Cruel, but composed and bland, Dumb, inscrutable and grand, So Tiberius might have sat, Had Tiberius been a cat.

He [the cat] wound himself around her legs, purring the purr of ardent desire like a kettle coming to a boil and then bubbling very fast.

All of my own impulses to balance and move seemed to conflict with those of the guards, and I was jerked and jostled down the portico, just as graceful as a sick cat.

A cat who turns her nose up at bread does not deserve meat.

Let the cats rule the world; first thing they will do is to increase the number of mousetraps! Let the rats rule the world; first thing they will do is to increase the number of dogs!

Seeing an Earl as an owl on a mantelpiece, and having part of one's face removed by a cat, both on the same morning, can temporarily undermine the self-control of any man.

Something to remember, that: cats for missiles.

An old couple came running from a motorhome, scribbling as they ran. Their sign read, Can you check on our cat, Ariel? No one would answer that, because the cats had all been eaten.

But Obama is a cool cat. We've seen that before: when he suffered reverses he didn't react immediately. He took a couple of days to react.

Cats are like insects. They should be left outside to clean up the garbage.

If she were a writer she would collect her pencils and notebooks and favourite cat and write in bed. Strangers and lovers would never get past the locked door.

My tragedy is that all I want is a dog, and yet I have been cursed with cats all my life.

Cats are unpredictable because they're wild and domestic at the same time. Watching a cat's behavior is like a small window into the wild.

Thou art a cat, and a rat, and a coward.

A cat that jumps on a hot stove will never jump on a hot stove again. Neither will it jump on a cold stove.

When the cat's away, chances are he's been run over.

Tybalt’s what we call ‘Cait Sidhe’— the fairy cats. Which explains the attitude. And the eyes.” “Meow,” said Tybalt, deadpan.

Who would come for her?" he snarled, rallying. Behind me, a voice shouted, "Tybalt, King of Cats. My claim precedes yours.

There are a lot of great animal rights organizations who save dogs and save cats, but the Humane Society is actually really good at working with Congress and getting legislation actually passed.

There is nothing so lowering to one's self-esteem as the affectionate contempt of a beloved cat.

Don't let the cat out or the concierge in: this is the first principle of socialist ladies.

The only purpose of cats is that they constitute mobile decorative objects.

Riley : "Do you want to claw at me, kitty-cat? Come on." Mercy: "Sorry, I don't beat defenseless puppies.

All on the street, you get treated like a street cat: "All right, you've been eatin' enough, you're fat, get out of the way now and let somebody else come by."