Cat Quotes

It's true. I......I wanted to be born in the year of the cat......!

I was always determined that one way or another I would force a book on the world, even if I had to resort to writing one about a tabby cat who solves mysteries.

That's the trouble with living things. Don't last very long. Kittens one day, old cats the next. And then just memories. And the memories fade and blend and smudge together.

Name the different kinds of people,’ said Miss Lupescu. ‘Now.’ Bod thought for a moment. ‘The living,’ he said. ‘Er. The dead.’ He stopped. Then, ‘... Cats?’ he offered, uncertainly.

The cat wrinkled its nose and managed to look unimpressed. "Calling cats," it confided, "tends to be a rather overrated activity. Might as well call a whirlwind.

We...we could be friends.' We COULD be rare specimens of an exotic breed of dancing African elephants, but we're not. At least, I'M not.

I own some bugs encased in lucite or something. I also have a big cat's eye - a fake one - made for a taxidermist. I really like animals.

Whatever its other limitations, the Big Apple and those who live there make room for their dogs and cats, take good care of them and abide by the rules made necessary by a huge population.

Ben Smith's quick-hit campaign 'scoops' are about as viral as cat videos. That fits with Buzzfeed.

We all know how cats feel about traveling in a car. You never see a cat with his head out the window, fur flying in the breeze. A cat is never anyone's designated driver.

Some cats, Iggy Pop, they're going to always have that hunger.

You always ought to have tom cats arranged, you know - it makes 'em more companionable.

Tell him I took the cat

You know how it is with cats: They don't really have owners, they have staff.

If cats understood technology and had opposable thumbs, they'd rule the world.

cats choose us; we don't own them

We are often more merciful to our animals than we are to each other.

When you get a cat to catch the mice in your kitchen, you can't expect it to ignore the rats in the cellar.

A cat likes to hear you calling him. He sits in a bush a yard from your shoes - and listens.

If you could just see your face,” she told me. “You look like a cat in a bathtub.

I do not believe that it is possible to teach a cat to obey; that is contrary to his nature.

A cat doesn't linger over making it's desires felt.

Cats don't need to be possessed; they're evil on their own.

For example, I was privileged to be working at the White House under the Clinton administration and had not finished my Ph.D., and I thought I was the cat's meow.

Sparrows and cats will live in my shoe, Sooner than I will live with you. Fish will come walking out of the sea, Sooner than you will come back to me.

...no cat out of its first fur can ever be deceived by appearances. Unlike human beings, who enjoy them.

Once the government runs out of foreign and private sector bidders for new Treasurys, the Federal Reserve will be the only buyer, and the hyper-inflation cat will be completely out of the bag.

When the poet died his cat was put to death and mummified.

You may have a cat in the room with you without anxiety about anything except eatables. The presence of a cat is positively soothing to a student.

Cats too, with what silent stealthiness, with what light steps do they creep up to a bird!

I'm more a dog person than a cat person.

Cats learned how to fly that evening.

Running a liberal paper is like feeding melted butter on the end of an awl to a wild cat.

I've always been a fan of hip hop and there are cats out there that I admire.

Put all the pervs in jail, bring back the birch and cat-o-nine tails.

A man has one, a cat has nine, and in between it's killing time.

Each cat has a distinct purrsonality.

But I’m just going to be out there having a tea party with her cats or whatever it is she has in mind." Adrian

Yeah? What'd you name all those cats?" Death, Famine, Pestilence, War, and Mr. Whiskers." You named your cats after the riders of the apocal--wait. Mr. Whiskers?" Well, there are only four horsemen.

Never bet against a cat.

I’m a cat. I respect the sanctity of sleep.

We were alone in a strange mansion with a baboon, a crocodile, and a weird cat. And apparently, the entire world was in danger. I looked at Sadie. “What do we do now?

So, yeah. Our cat was a goddess. What else is new?

I just don't get cats. To me, they're a waste of fur.

Cats are a waste of fur.

Pike put down the cat. He slid from Pike's arms like molasses and puddled at his feet.

A cat for a hat, or a hat for a cat. But nothing for nothing.

In some lost fold of the past, we wanted to be lions and we're no more than castrated cats

Apparently I ain't the only cat on the block digs cheetos.

If a cat spoke, it would say things like, 'Hey, I don't see the problem here.'