Cat Quotes

He will kill mice and he will be kind to babies...but when the moon gets up and the night comes, he is the Cat that Walks by Himself.

For a dyed-in-the-wool author nothing is as dead as a book once it is written. ... She is rather like a cat whose kittens have grown up.

There's an interconnectivity between what's in the consciousness of cat and what's in the consciousness of us.

Cruelty is cruelty, whether it's cruelty to children, to the elderly, to dogs and cats, or to chickens.

I love cats. I've had cats as pets.

Everyone should have two or three hives of bees. Bees are easier to keep than a dog or a cat. They are more interesting than gerbils.

A lot of times I play a fat woman with cats who has no boyfriends. And in real life, I'm allergic to cats and I've had a boyfriend since college.

In these days the young folks is all copy-cats, 'fraid to death they won't be all just alike; as for the old folks, they pray for the advantage o' bein' a little different.

As a fan, I'm distraught, but as a cartoonist looking at new vacant spaces in 2400 newspapers, well, behind me, my cats are dancing a conga line.

Wow," came a familiar voice, "Hypochondriac killed the cat." -Dess

If a cat had a halo, it would probably wear it around it's tail. It makes a statement.

And I like a mouse who has taken a cat for its tutor.

Oh, but I like my geese. Like cats, they can't be told what to do, and like dogs, they're loyal, and like people, they talk every chance they get.

Compassion is essential for any type of relationship between anybody – human to human, human to dog, human to cat, human to bird.

After eating a hundred mice, the cat makes a hadj to Mecca.

Talon glanced around the loft. It looked as if a bottle of Pepto-Bismol had exploded, or the Cat in the Hat had come for a visit.’ (Talon)

It's like trying to train an ADD cat in a mouse factory.

I mumble hocus-pocus and the next thing you know, I’m a cat. (Ravyn) I suppose it’s a step up. The last guy I had in my house could only turn into a beer-drinking pig. (Susan)

All students of disaster movies know that nothing survives these natural onslaughts except cats and the highest paid film stars.

I think I would probably be He-Man because Battle Cat would clinch the deal for me because I've always wanted a large, green cat.

Robbie Keane was like the cat that got the cheese

I called the great French violinist Jean-Luc Ponty and I said 'So, who's the new cat? Who's got the stuff? And he said Zach Brock.

When I find the motherfucker who tortured an innocent cat to death just to send us a warning, I'm going to clobber him with a baseball bat

I auditioned for 'Cats' - I didn't sing but I was able to cough up a hairball.

It might be that the biggest division in the world isn't men and women but folks who like cats and folks who like dogs" - (L.T.'s Theory of Pets)

Letting cats and dogs have litters is tantamount to shooting shelter animals in the head since it kills their chances of adoption. Please do the right thing and spay or neuter your animals.

One can choose to obsess over prescriptive rules, but they have no more to do with human language than the criteria for judging cats at a cat show have to do with mammalian biology.

'Curiosity never killed this cat’ — that’s what I’d like as my epitaph.

Among women, guilt spreads with the rampant fury of bubonic plague. ... I used to feel guilty if the cat had matted fur.

Okay, so I'll admit I'm curious. Big deal. We both know what that leads to. Dead cat.

What do you mean she left me the embryos? I'm supposed to get the cat.

In looking around me seeking for miserable resources against the heaviness of time, I open a book and I say to myself, as the cat to the fox: I have only one good turn, but I need no other.

Men may have given millions of dollars and fed rats and cats, as some do in India. They say that men can take care of themselves, but the poor animals cannot. . .

Those who die, merely suffering the woes of life like cats and dogs, are they men?

My brother, do men grieve over the fight of cats and dogs? So the jealousy, envy, and elbowing of common men should make no impression on your mind.

I flung my tongue round like a cat-o'-nine-tails so that my pleasant peaceful infant room became little less than a German concentration camp as I took out on the children what life should have got.

Rouen shone in dark sunlight and a storm swept it away from my eyes and churned up the broad river with waves which pounced up like cats as our train drew out of the arches of the bridge.

Again I must remind you that a dog's a dog-a cat's a cat.

So first, your memory I'll jog, And say: A CAT IS NOT A DOG

Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity, there never was a cat of such deceitfulness and sauvity.

The only show my mother could afford to take me to when I was growing up was CATS, for my birthday.

Cats aren't special advisers. They advise us all the time, whether we want them to or no.

I always joke that I'd like to be a cat 'cause then I'll have nine lives, and then I can do like everything. But that's really hard.

They can say whatever they want about my personal life because I know what my personal life is, and it involves a lot of TV and cats and girlfriends.

Enough of these little kitty cats we keep sending to Washington. David Dewhurst will compromise every day in the U.S. Senate... It's what he's done every day in state government.

You could train cats do things, a lot of people don't think cats aren't trainable. Cats can be trusted just a friend.

here's certain things that are similar to cats and dogs. Dogs are just hyper social and they have a want to please you way more than a cat does.

We've had several cats. I had a cat when I was a kid. My Aunt had lots of cats and I got lots of calls about cats.

You can tame feral cats, but you are never gonna get them like a cat that's been socialized at a very young age.

The dog is more social. I am not saying that cats are totally unsocial but dogs are more social.