Cat Quotes

...staring into thin air at thosethings only cats can see (Doctro Sleep)

The cat is the beautiful devil.

, "I am not crazy, my reality is just different from yours."-Cheshire Cat

If it's about the strength, every big animal can catch any mouse... but the skillful brand of the cat makes it's catch exceptional! Go, get the skills!

And I was some of the mud that got to sit up and look around. Lucky me, lucky mud.

And the Lady's mate. Despite having only two legs and small fangs, there was much that was feline in that one, and he approved.

The world would probably be better if people were put in carriers and cats roamed free.

There will always be road construction in life, and never a point when all the highways are fixed. Keep walking.

Crap.It's all crap.Living is crap.Life has no meaning.None. Nowhere to be found.Crap.Why doesn't anybody realize this?

You're not a woman, " he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair!

Bones has always been smart, " I muttered. "His intelligence was just camouflaged under a mountain of p**sy."Cat

Don't care for her tongue, do you? How strange. I find it one of my favorite parts.Bones to Gregor

The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo..."Mencheres to Cat

The lustful glances thrown his way made me wish he wasn’t such a damned bowl of eye candy."- Cat re: Bones

My ears are too beeg for my head. My head ees too beeg for my body. I am not a Siamese cat ... I AM A CHIHUAHUA!"

In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of thecat, although in this case there were three determinate states the catcould be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.

Dr. Beall gave him the first shot, followed closely by the second.He said, "I'll check for a heartbeat."I said, "You don't need to. I can see it in his eyes."Dewey was gone.

Can I Tinder swipe for cat cuddles?

Is that a stake, Bones, or are you just happy with my new dress?”“In this case, it’s a stake. You could always feel around for something more, though. See what comes up.

Whatever would give you the idea that I'm her damn brother?

Why did you tell her I'm your boyfriend? Why doesn't she know about your real one? - TimmyHe's English! And Mom...Mom hates foreigners! - Cat

Bones just stared. "You're not a woman, " he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair!

I never hear about dear Mike. I wrote Ellen Greene and asked about him and she replyed and never mentioned Mike but told me all about her roomatism. As if I cared about her roomatism.

Last time I saw her, she was peeking out from one of the bookcases next to the fireplace. She's the first cat I've ever seen trying to pretend she's a condensed version of War and Peace.

Dammit Bard, you're going to set the cat on fire.

Happiness is a strange, frightening, fragile feeling when you're not used to it.

It’s hard to tell sometimes if Etheny’s stories are true, as you will see, so I will lay down the story as she told it to me to allow you to decide for yourself.

So, ” Wanda cried, “a woman in furs is nothing more than a large cat, a charged electric battery?

Many of the most charming women I know possess at least on cat or dog. Maybe after getting used to an affectionate quadruped it is hard to settle for a man.

Women and cats do what they do

Cats and books are my universe. Both are infinitely fascinating and full of mystery.

A cat is a cat.

Even a heart of a kitten is reliable, if you know how to rely on

If we all learnt cat-speak, we would often find they are saying, “You stupid human, I am trying to tell you something important right now!

Calico KittyMy calico kittywas painted and primedshe could prowlthe night away ~without spending a dime...

I guess it’s true

The mind reels.

The mouse that makes jest of a cat has already seen a hole nearby... We don't fear the devil because we are leaning on the resurrection power of Christ!

I saw an injured black cat. God knows, who has crossed her path.

Some cats are angry at being called cats. To achieve peace with them, never call them by their real name

A cat may have nine lives, but a wise person has a hundred.

For he is an instrument for the children to learn benevolence upon.

My cat mocks me frequently. It's the universe's way of keeping me from getting too big of an ego.

On paper it's perfect.But the thing about paper is: It burns.

...why is my cat a Muse? the cat has the rare grace of never saying a word too much― Mark Twain ...that's why ...

The trick to loneliness is to spend a lot of time inside one’s head.

So, what did you learn?Curiosity asked the Cat, thenpoked her carcass with a stick.

The ice inside me melts. Suddenly, I'm burning up and terrified, scared I'll be too weak to resist.Scratch that - I'm petrified I've already given in.

I dread this power he has over me. It makes me want to tell him all my secrets and see if he still wants me.

A black cat crossed my path, and I stopped to dance around it widdershins and to sing the