Cat Quotes

Your mother betrayed my father as well as her Clan. You have no right to be a medicine cat. No right to even live among the Clans. I'll never forgive you for what you've done! Never!

Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.

You're like this leopard who's pretending to be a house cat.

There is a cunning which we in England call the rning of the cat in the pan.

Watch out strange cat people, little red roosters on the prowl. If you see my little red rooster, please drive him home.

Put Smarties tubes on cats legs, make them walk like a robot.

You ever wake up in the middle of the night because a couple of cats are clawing each other to death outside your window? That's what it's like listening to you speak.

You cannot look at a sleeping cat and feel tense.

I want my office to be quiet. The loudest thing in the room - by far - should be the occasional purring of the cat.

If you want to concentrate deeply on some problem, and especially some piece of writing or paper-work, you should acquire a cat . . .

I challenge you to a duel!” screamed the cat, sailing over their heads on the swinging chandelier.

For thirty centuries, from her sacred seat the cat looked down, and crouching at her feet, beheld the race of conquering Pharaohs kneel.

I hear your chants. I hear your cat calls. And yes it's true. I'm obsessed with other men's balls. WORD!

Nine lives added to my one life makes a perfect 10.

Why so scrawny, cat? Starving for fat fish or mice... Or backyard love?

I don’t care if the cat is black or white, I just want it to kill the mice.

There is a cunning which we in England call "the turning of the cat" in the pan; which is, when that which a man says to another, he says it as if another had said it to him.

I work with the Humane Society a lot and have three rescue cats.

Another fella told me, he had a sister who looked just fine. Instead of being my deliverance, she had a strange resemblance to a cat name of Frankenstein.

When you're special to a cat, you're special indeed, she brings to you the gift of her preference of you, the sight of you, the sound of your voice, the touch of your hand.

What do I care about the purring of one who cannot love, like the cat?

Cats are kindly masters, just so long as you remember your place.

No man ever dared to manifest his boredom so insolently as does a Siamese tomcat when he yawns in the face of his amorously importunate wife.

These ante meridiem cats, insomniacs... Four in the mornin' we throwin back some Cognac juice.

It was raining cats and dogs, and I fell in a poodle.

My cat knows the meaning of life, but has no interest in sharing the secret.

Do you know that cats can't wear corsets? They can't stand! Not at all! They just fall over. I know because I tried!

I love animals. All animals. I wouldn't hurt a cat or a dog — or a chicken, or a cow. And I wouldn't ask someone else to hurt them for me. That's why I'm a vegetarian.

Before a cat will condescend to treat you as a trusted friend, some little token of esteem is needed, like a dish of cream.

I am glad you have a Cat, but I do not believe it is So remarkable a cat as My Cat.

The cat is cryptic, and close to strange things which men cannot see.

The purpose of a liberal arts education is to learn that a person can like both cats and dogs.

A cat is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime.

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.

There is no more intrepid explorer than a kitten.

I was reading Omar Khayyam, Kahlil Gibran, Rumi, L. Ron Hubbard, all sorts of philosophy. Bebop cats are like that. Curious. I wanted to know about everything.

Cats probably wouldn't need 9 lives if they wore tiny little helmets and didn't smoke cigarettes.

Don't ever, ever, ever give up, because you're here for a reason, even if it's just to laugh at cats on the internet.

One cat just leads to another.

It was a day as different from other days as dogs are from cats and both of them from chrysanthemums or tidal waves or scarlet fever.

O, girls! set your affections on cats, poodles, parrots or lap-dogs; but let matrimony alone. It's the hardest way on earth to getting a living.

I have a passion for big cats, I like big snakes. There is something about snakes that is so wise, they have this uncanny perfection. I'd like to get inside their reptilian heads.

I'm not one of those complicated, mixed-up cats. I'm not looking for the secret to life... I just go on from day to day, taking what comes.

Finer than any sand are dusts of gold that gleam, Vague starpoints, in the mystic iris of their eyes.

I always thought I was going to end up an old spinster, with my cats and fur coats.

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.

Meow is like aloha - it can mean anything.

Cats can be very funny, and have the oddest ways of showing they're glad to see you.

Never ask a hungry cat whether he loves you for yourself alone.

When I took office, only high energy physicists had ever heard of what is called the Worldwide Web... Now even my cat has its own page.