Cat Quotes

I play so many villains and strange, troubled people. I don't have that kind of life. I live in the country. I've been married nearly 50 years. I have a cat.

When I'm dating someone, if she bonds with my cats I'll give her a chance maybe more than I would otherwise. But if she doesn't like my cats it's kind of a deal breaker.

If I had my personal view, perhaps that might take hold. In fact, I don't want to see another dog or cat born.

The presidents against Congress, the Senate is against the House, people are against politicians, and I'm against cats in the house.

Every unwanted animal ends up on my farm: alpacas and horses and dogs and cats and chickens and ducks and parrots and fish and guinea pigs.

If I could have any job I would be a cat... but that's not something I'm supposed to talk about in public.

I'm sure you agree that animals should not be abused - whether they're cats or dogs or chickens - and that stopping this abuse should be your number one priority.

The Heimlich maneuver works on house pets. My pit bull was choking on his dinner. I squeezed his stomach and the neighbor's cat shot right out.

The cat always leaves a mark on his friend.

Black cat or white cat: If it can catch mice, it's a good cat

On tour I'm finding out that I am half gypsy, 40% vagabond, and 10 house cat.

The cat makes himself the companion of your hours of solitude, melancholy and toil.

'But I don't want to go among mad people,' said Alice. 'Oh, you can't help that,' said the cat. 'We're all mad here.'

Two things are aesthetically perfect in the world - the clock and the cat.

It often happens that a man develops a deeper love and friendship with his pet cat or dog than he does with most of the other humans in his life.

A cat's meow and cow's moo, I can recite them all.

My relationship with cats has saved me from a deadly and pervasive ignorance.

No matter how hard you try to teach your cat general relativity, you're going to fail.

The worthy administrators of justice are like a cat set to take care of a cheese, lest it should be gnawed by the mice. One bite of the cat does more damage to the cheese than twenty mice can do.

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.

He [the cat] liked to peep into the refrigerator and risk having his head shut in by the closing door. He also climbed to the top of the stove, discontinuing the practice after he singed his tail.

A dog will flatter you but you have to flatter the cat.

It is a very inconvenient habit of kittens (Alice had once made the remark) that whatever you say to them, they always purr.

If you want to write, keep cats.

"All right", said the Cat; and this time it vanished quite slowly, beginning with the end of the tail, and ending with the grin, which remained some time after the rest of it had gone.

I abominate any organization that denies cats are people!

When all candles be out, all cats be grey.

My cats I have Luna who's just had kittens recently and we called one of them Dumbledore. They're nice but they're not like their characters.

I don't like drug addicts and she sounds like a cat.

I'm a cat person. I have two giant cats [Harry and Arturo] that I call the small panthers. They're like 17 pounds each-they're big boys! Every photo on my phone is of them doing something funny.

Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.

I am a cat. As yet I have no name

As the cherub is to the angel, so the cat is to the tiger.

Female cats are very Lascivious, and make advances to the male.

What I used to do between writing fits was feed my kids, ride my horse and go shopping for cat and dog food.

Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

We have a saying in France. A dog doesn't make a cat.

Cats regard people as warm-blooded furniture.

Sleep is like a cat: It only comes to you if you ignore it.

The phrase 'domestic cat' is an oxymoron.

This morning I was laughing at my cat who was running up the stairs and slipped, and pretended like it didn't happen.

It is good to be a cynic - it is better to be a contented cat - and it is best not to exist at all.

It is easy to understand why the rabble dislike cats. A cat is beautiful; it suggests ideas of luxury, cleanliness, voluptuous pleasures.

You can manicure a cat but can you caticure a man?

I have just been given a very engaging Persian kitten... and his opinion is that I have been given to him.

Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim poses.

A cat pours his body on the floor like water. It is restful just to see him.

I am the batsman and the bat, / I am the bowler and the ball, / The umpire, the pavilion cat, / The roller, pitch, and stumps, and all.

The cat is domestic only as far as suits its own ends.

My idea of absolute happiness is to be in bed on a rainy day, with my blankie, my cat, and my dog.