Cat Quotes

If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.

A cat, I am told, has nine lives. If that is true, I know how a cat feels.

A dog is like a liberal. He wants to please everybody. A cat really doesn't need to know that everybody loves him.

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly.

We may be in the Universe as dogs and cats are in our libraries, seeing the books and hearing the conversation, but having no inkling of the meaning of it all.

I saw Brahms's Hungarian Rhapsody on television when I was two. Tom and Jerry were playing it together. I thought, 'Hey, if a cat can play like that, why can't I?'

Since I always go to work as Elvira, maybe a giant version of a cat. A black cat. I love cats and I think Elvira would look really good sitting on one.

Somewhere around the place I've got an unfinished short story about Schrodinger's Dog; it was mostly moaning about all the attention the cat was getting.

Nothing's more determined than a cat on a hot tin roof.

Artists like cats; soldiers like dogs.

I'm not a crazy old cat lady!

Did St. Francis preach to the birds? Whatever for? If he really liked birds he would have done better to preach to the cats.

All cats are grey in the dark.

The cat in gloves catches no mice.

If your cat's speaking Latin, you might have a problem.

A cat is a cat. She has no race creed or collar.

A dog's idea of personal grooming is to roll on a dead fish.

With dogs and people, it's love in big splashy colours. When you're involved with a cat, you're dealing in pastels.

While cats can be infuriating, little old women in fur coats, they make me laugh. Of course, dogs, horses and my highly social chickens are dear to me, too.

A house without a cat is like a day without sunshine, a pie without fromage, a dinner without wine.

The only thing better than the world's cutest cat is any dog.

Cats possess so many of the same qualities as some poeple that it is often hard to tell the people and the cats apart.

Comets are like cats: they have tails, and they do precisely what they want.

Dogs seem more photogenic than cats. In photos most cats look like sociopaths.

Theology is never any help; it is searching in a dark cellar at midnight for a black cat that isn't there. Theologians can persuade themselves of anything.

I love eye makeup. I really like doing a cat eye, playing with liquid liners and different colors of liners, like emerald and deep blues, combining them with black.

And I realized that sometimes the greatest triumphs in your life come in on little cat feet and sit on silent haunches and it's up to you to see it before it moves on.

Cats of good breed hunt better fat than lean.

A Klaner KKK is a cat who gets out of bed in the middle of the night and takes his sheet with him.

The NAACP is a wonderful organization . . . But do you realize if tomorrow morning we had complete integration, all them cats would be outta work?

I never been a hater of these other cats, who never really had nothing, being successful. That's not my problem.

Cats gotta scratch. Dogs gotta bite. I gotta write.

Cats invented self-esteem; there is not an insecure bone in their body.

A cat has absolute honesty.

when I am feeling low all i have to do is watch my cats and my courage returns

FIDDLE, n. An instrument to tickle human ears by friction of a horse's tail on the entrails of a cat.

My veins are filled, once a week with a Neapolitan carpet cleaner distilled from the Adriatic and I am as bald as an egg. However I still get around and am mean to cats.

Cats love one so much - more than they will allow. But they have so much wisdom they keep it to themselves.

Take a cat, nourish it well with milk and tender meat, make it a couch of silk.

In a fire, between a Rembrandt and a cat, I would save the cat.

The cat, it is well to remember, remains the friend of man because it pleases him to do so and not because he must.

I went to collect the few personal belongings which...I held to be invaluable: my cat, my resolve to travel, and my solitude.

No matter how tired or wretched I am, a pussycat sitting in a doorway can divert my mind.

We still get those kind of cats coming out to our shows. Once you're into it, you're into it for a lifetime.

How many days have I spent alone with my cat... and when I say alone, I mean without a material being, for my cat is a mystical companion, a spirit.

There are hundreds of good reasons for having a cat, but all you need is one.

Cats sleep fat and walk thin.

I'm going to take you out of here ... I'm going to take you home, to the world where you belong, where cats with bent tails live, and there are little backyards, and alarm clocks ring in the morning.

Creativity may have killed a few cats, but evolution certainly eliminated many more incurious ones.

If you want reality to be different than it is, you might as well try to teach a cat to bark.