Cat Quotes

No favor can win gratitude from a cat.

Your cat just got cat hair on me.” “It’s only fair,” Min said. “Your suit just got expensive suit lint on him.

A good writer can watch a cat pad across the street and know what it is to be pounced upon by a Bengal tiger.

No one ever owns a cat...you share a common habitation on a basis of equal rights and mutual respects...although somehow the cat always comes out ahead of the deal.

A pharaoh's profile, a Krishna's grace, tail like a question mark.

A mouse in the paws is worth two in the pantry.

There are many worse friends than the soft, silent, furry, cat-folk.

Let us love dogs; let us love only dogs! Men and cats are unworthy creatures.

The cat is a character of being, the dog, a character of doing.

In nine lifetimes, you'll never know as much about your cat as your cat knows about you.

For some reason, cats are usually addressed familiarly, though no cat has ever drunk bruderschaft with anyone.

Be outrageous, ridicule the fraidy-cats, rejoice in all the oddities that freedom can produce.

The best material model of a cat is another, or preferably the same, cat.

My sister wanted a cat for a pet... I wanted a dog, so they bought a cat and taught it to bark.

Life + a cat ... adds up to an incalculable sum.

We cannot without becoming cats, perfectly understand the cat mind.

If I could have drawn a cat yelling for lasagna every day for 15 years and have them pay me $30 million to do so, I would have.

Aren't they all heroes-our cats who train us, keep us and put up with us? For these accomplishments alone, they deserve medals.

[A cat] will make itself the companion of your hours of work, of loneliness, or of sadness.

A fragrance is like a cat burglar in your brain, it has the key with which to pick the lock and unleash your memories.

Sleepwalking?" "Nightmare?" "Homicidal psycho jungle cat!

Your basic person wants to talk about material culture, internet culture. I think about God, cats, nature.

Like cats' eyes gleaming in the gloom, the precious diamonds rest.

Dogs may have kept us company on the hunt, but it was the cats who insisted we invent houses and discover fire.

Cats, no less liquid than their shadows, offer no angles to the wind. They slip, diminished, neat, through loopholes less than themselves.

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded: 'Take me to the canaries'.

If you are worthy of its affection, a cat will be your friend but never your slave.

I woke up in bed with a man and a cat. The man was a stranger; the cat was not

Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.

She who saves a single soul, saves the universe.

You may still be here tomorrow...but your dreams may not.

Only very brave mouse makes nest in cat's ear.

Cats know not how to pardon.

When an engineer has built a bridge, the fact that a cat can pass over the bridge is no proof that the bridge is good. A train must pass over it to prove its strength.

Cats names are more for human benefit. They give one a certain degree more confidence that the animal belongs to you.

The financial education taught in schools is funded and taught by the big banks and corporations. It's like having the cat train the mice.

The great charm of cats is their rampant egotism, their devil-may-care attitude toward responsibility, their disinclination to earn an honest dollar.

The real objection to the great majority of cats is their insufferable air of superiority.

It is remarkable, in cats, that the outer life they reveal to their masters is one of perpetual boredom.

It is difficult to obtain the friendship of a cat.

Once [a cat] has given its love, what absolute confidence, what fidelity of affection!

...one of the ways in which cats show happiness is by sleeping.

I've been very successful doing voices in movies. I did Olive, the Other Reindeer, with Drew Barrymore, and I did Cats and Dogs. My children came to some of the sessions.

A cat sleeps fat, yet walks thin.

The camera movement should be like a cat jumping onto a table - with just enough amount of effort and that's it. That's enough.

Of three things be wary- of a feather on a cat, The shepherd eating mutton, And a guardsman that is fat.

Birchfall lapped at his wound "You're not very sympathetic for a medicine cat" "I'm here to HEAL you. If you want sympathy, go to the nursery" Jaypaw mewed

The Cat was a creature of absolute convictions, and his faith in his deductions never varied.

A cat is better than you are, more honest, more graceful, smarter for her size, better coordinated, and infinitely more beautiful.

Well! I've often seen a cat without a grin,' thought Alice 'but a grin without a cat! It's the most curious thing i ever saw in my life!