Cats Humor Quotes
Cats Humor Quote of the day
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance - a sharp, vindictive glance.
I wrote a book on cats. In retrospect, I should have used paper, cause chapter six got hit by a car.
This is the story of how I "came down with cat, " even though I had decided I would never, ever, own any pet.
Ty rested his hand on Zane’s chest again and closed his eyes. Zane turned his head with infinite care and kissed Ty’s forehead.Wesson gave him a warning growl.“Mine, ” Zane told the cat.
Cat love is genuine, because it's 10 percent devotion and 90 percent frustration and betrayal. - 67 REASONS WHY CATS ARE BETTER THAN DOGS
He might be living on mice, but Chesterton does not look like an animal who is governed by his appetites. He's an ascetic, if Cathbad ever saw one.
Rowl felt sure that Bridget's fragile feelings would be crushed if he denied her the pleasure of sharing her meat with him.
A cat is friendly in a hollow sort of way, like the way a prostitute is friendly.
If you can love cats, you can love human beings, because you have to be able to love them without getting them at all.
There is no known cure for severe affection for one's cat. The only way to relieve the symptoms is to go ahead and launch a kiss attack.
Majid gave me a brief dazzling golden stare and then half-lidded his eyes again. I know when my life is being threatened.
No one had ever accused Koko of being naughty. Perverse, perhaps, or arrogant, or despotic. But naughtiness was beneath his dignity.
The cat arrived with a bottle of Scotch.
The human race can be roughly divided into two categories: ailurophiles and ailurophobes - cat lovers and the underprivileged.
So Nikki came aboard as Jaqueline's spare cat, presumably in case our prime cat, Eliza, goes on vacation, takes industrial action, or requests a personal day.
Last time I saw her, she was peeking out from one of the bookcases next to the fireplace. She's the first cat I've ever seen trying to pretend she's a condensed version of War and Peace.
I've been told that my belly is soft as a fluffy cloud. No one can resist my magical belly. Not even grumpy humans.
Cats – by day the most docile of God’s creatures, every one of them in the night enlisting under the devil’s banner – took the place by storm after the human voice had ceased.
Even cats have questions – like “Can’t you see my bowl is empty?” or “Why don’t you turn off the ***! rain now?” From their perspective we are gods!
Snowball?"It's white."Meow."It's so girly."This from a guy who named his poodle Princess."his laughter died. "How do you know about Princess?"Your sister told me.
Are you here for a reason, Cheshire?Why, yes, I would enjoy a cup of tea. I take mine with lots of cream, and no tea. Thank you.
We lost track of which was which, but we were fairly sure that some of the creatures had been borne away still in the darkness of paganism, and that worried us a good deal.
The gym cat appears to those who will die. He is our totem." This thought came to me a few weeks ago. I shared it with no one of course.
Cats, Dog considered, were clearly a lot tougher than lost souls.
There are always cats around Charlie's, but they are usually refugees seeking asylum from the local rat population, and rather desperately friendly.
I fall short of her standards. She made me buy cat food that hasn't been tested on animals. My cats took one bite of it, spit it out, and yelled, "Did no one test this?
When you're fighting a crowd, it's good to shout potentially threatening things like "Crossbows!" or "Fire!" or "Giant Flying Cat!" every once in a while.
You also yell at the pigeons outside, watch too many cooking shows, and have a blog entirely dedicated to pictures of yourself.
I'm a cat. You know cat's don't like to go outside. They actually drop their smell all over a place, and that becomes their place. So when you live with a cat, you actually live at the cat's house.
