Cats Quotes
Cats have gnosis to a degree that is granted to few bishops.
A lie is like a cat: you need to stop it before it gets out the door or it’s really hard to catch.
I am what I am. I would tell you what you want to know if I could, for you have been kind to me. But I am a cat, and no cat anywhere ever gave anyone a straight answer.
My cat brought me a toy. I thanked her and threw it. She sat there gave me a look that made me realize people and dogs are the crazy ones.
In my head, the sky is blue, the grass is green and cats are orange.
Through all this horror my cat stalked unperturbed. Once I saw him monstrously perched atop a mountain of bones, and wondered at the secrets that might lie behind his yellow eyes.
When Rome burned, the emperor's cats still expected to be fed on time.
The nature of the universe probably depends heavily on who is the actual protagonist. Lately I've been suspecting it's one of my cats.
I love them, they are so nice and selfish. Dogs are TOO good and unselfish. They make me feel uncomfortable. But cats are gloriously human.
Cats are people, and the sooner the world accepts that fact, the better off the world will be.
The approval of a cat cannot but flatter the recipient.
One day I was counting the cats and I absent-mindedly counted myself.
Computer programmers tend, by and large, to be quirky and highly individualistic. Trying to organize or manage such awkward characters is normally as thankless as herding cats
Are cats strange animals or do they so resemble us that we find them curious as we do monkeys?
Nothin' wrong with havin' a cat in the house. They can see what most people can't, like the folks in the Otherworld when they cross back over - the good ones and the bad. And they get rid a mice.
I haven't got anything against cats. I haven't got anything against elk either, but that doesn't mean I'm going to keep one in the store so I'll have a place to hang my hat.
A woman hath nine lives like a cat.
It is a curious truth that many cats enjoy warmer, more convivial, even affectionate relationships with humans than they could ever do with fellow felines.
Horses are calmer people. They also don't throw things at cats.
Wasn't growing catnip in one's yard the kitty equivalent of giving candy to children?
I have a cat, the pet that ranks just above a throw pillow in terms of required responsibility.
Nathanial can show me how to better control the change, but even so, you never have to worry about me turning into a cat again. Didn't you know, I'm allergic to cats.
Em, I am trying to have an important conversation!" shouted Seylin. "I will not change into a cat!
In the silence I heard Bastet, who had retreated under the bed, carrying on a mumbling, profane monologue. (If you ask how I knew it was profane, I presume you have never owned a cat.)
Witches were a bit like cats. They didn’t much like one another’s company, but they did like to know where all the other witches were, just in case they needed them.
For, though the room was silent, the silence of half a hundred cats is a peculiar thing, like fifty individual silences all piled one on top of another.
I was drawn to his aloofness, the way cats gravitate toward people who’d rather avoid them.
Are you an aberration to your species?' she cried. 'Cats don't look for approval!
Cats were not, in her experience, an animal with much soul. Prosaic, practical little creatures as a general rule. It would suit her very well to be thought catlike.
The way to get on with a cat is to treat it as an equal - or even better, as the superior it knows itself to be.
