Cats Quotes

Cats and monkeys - monkeys and cats - all human life is there!

People skills are useless with cats, because cats are immune to training, and do whatever they decide in any situation... And most importantly they aren’t human.

Backpackers can pack much more meows than baggers. Beggars never feed stray cats as street cats are self-sustaining.

If life gives you the wobbles make jelly.

Being skilled in Catsism is like being a ninja only deadlier and not so silent. The only bad thing is the sickening grammar you have to use.

In Proverbs, a wisdom book of the Hebrew Scriptures, a cat would find a few “wisdom” passages as noxious as the Garden of Eden passages. Again the symbology of fruit being eaten

Besides, your a cat.Its your nature to think your the center of the univ

Being a cat means beautiful, agile, innocent, brave, curious and trust also honorable respect for as much as not so doing bribery.

Clear clutter. Make space for you.

Kind old ladies assure us that cats are often the best judges of character. A cat will always go to a good man, they say[.]

Fluttershyes are like regular shyes, only shinier, and, apparently - also shyer. Whenever petted - they don't flutter, but run away instead.

If Jarod Kintz was a cat, he'd stalk people silently and deadly. Right now, all he does is bark at them for no good reason, like all the good people do.

All cat stories start with the statement: 'My mother, who was the first cat, told me this, ' and I lay with Jonas listening to his stories.

Come on, "he meowed to Greystripe."Let's go home.

And metaphors like cats behind your smile, Each one wound up to purr, each one a pride, Each one a fine gold beast you've hid inside (...)

We may have pets, but when it comes to unconditional love, they are the masters.

I'm a sucker for curiosity's whims.Does that make me a cat person?

I don't know if cats understand what their owners say, but they do have a strong survival instinct.

The best about cats is they love cannot feign...

Dewey sent him, I thought, when I saw those eyes.

He gave his life to save the thing that mattered most to him: his Clanmates, ” he meowed softly. “He truly has the stars at his paws now. You will see him again, when it is time.

Toilet paper unrolled and slitheredthen wrapped around my tummy.That paper tried to roll me upinto an Egyptian mummy.

Jim slept deeply, lulled by the rhythmic rumble of the purring Pye.

I don't even have a dog. I tell people I'm allergic so they won't think less of me. Instead I have a cat, the pet that ranks just above a throw pillow in terms of responsibility required.

A kitten is the delight of a household. All day long a comedy is played out by an incomparable actor.

The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an ax-murderer.

A kitten is, in the animal world, what a rosebud is in the garden.

Cat rescue is like a virus, " says Des placidely about the cat obsession that has taken over his life. "And once you're infected, it's incurable.

All those windows, and not a cat in them. All that light to bask in, wasted.

There's a bit of kitten in all of us.

Dogs were not loyal but servile, that cats were opportunists and traitors,

A dog is a dog, a bird is a bird, and a cat is a person.

But giving drugs to a cat is no joke, Kemp!

Daisy didn't just change our lives, she changed our destiny.

Don't judge a cat by its coat.

I know there’s something troubling you. I’m not going to ask what it is, if you don’t want to tell me. But remember that I’m your mother. Nothing you say could ever shock me or make me love you less.

Trees don't sneak on you."-Brook Where Small Fish Swim

A cat’s secrets run so deep that even the cat itself is often unaware. Their mysteries are as natural as whiskers.

My main regret in life is that there is no MacArthur Fellowship awarded in the field of Panda Satire.

A hungry cat does no favour to a trapped bird!

Cats speak the language of comfort and coolness and therefore we feel comfortable and cool whenever we see a cat!

Cats strongly believe that everywhere is designed for their comfort!

#Cats are marvelous creatures - they either adapt to circumstances, or decide to make circumstances adapt to them. Either way - they win.

It was snowing. It was always snowing at Christmas. December, in my memory, is white as Lapland, though there were no reindeers. But there were cats.

The realest of cats love with all of their being...

It's like they've forgotten everything important, isn't it? I mean, forgotten things like cats and dancing exist.

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Is that vodka?" Margarita asked weakly.The cat jumped up in his seat with indignation."I beg pardon, my queen, " he rasped, "Would I ever allow myself to offer vodka to a lady? This is pure alcohol!

As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind.

The cat wrinkled its nose and managed to look unimpressed. "Calling cats, " it confided, "tends to be a rather overrated activity. Might as well call a whirlwind.