Cats Quotes
There is, incidently, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person.
Honestly I don't know why i have these parties""Because of your cat""That's true. Chairman Meow deserves my every effort
Arise from sleep, old cat, And with great yawns and stretchings...Amble out for love
The Chairman likes you.”“Is that good?”“I never date anyone my cat doesn’t like, ” Magnus said easily, and stood up.
One reason that cats are happier than people is that they have no newspapers.
There is, incidentally, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person.
Be careful with this one" said Dina, bending down to greet the cat. "All cats are half jinn, but I think she's three quarters.
I realized that cats make a perfect audience, they don't laugh at you, they never contradict you, there's no need to impress them, and they won't divulge your secrets.
Rousseau pounced. Men who dislike cats were tyrannical: "They do not like cats because the cat is free and will never consent to become a slave.
i wish i had 15-20 cats that would serve as a blanket, like if i moved they would adjust to my new position, that would be good
i wish cats could float around your head
I explained it loudand clear. What part of "meow"don't you understand?
There are those who have suggested that the tendency of a cat to play with its prey is a merciful one...
Sekhmet crawled onto Ramses's lap and began to purr. 'The creature oozes like a furry slug, ' said Ramses, eyeing it without favor.
Japanese goldfish, With your gossamer tail, You are the loveliest creatureI have ever seen.""Japanese kitten, Put your tongue back in where it belongsAnd go away.I know exactly what you are thinking.
When the tea is brought at five o'clockAnd all the neat curtains are drawn with care, The little black cat with bright green eyesIs suddenly purring there.
I hope people don't take kittens on a whim, like they would a toy, then not care for them.
Sakaki: "...Why can't we just talk it over...?"Tomo: "You can't talk to cats.
...I regard cats as one of the great joys in the world. I see them as a gift of highest order.
He was massive, a veritable Arnold Schwarzenegger of a cat, with a wide, handsome face and a proud, lionish expression.
Yawn. String-on-a-stick. Fine. I'll come out and chase itto make you happy.
If a fish is the movement of water embodied, given shape, then cat is a diagram and pattern of suble air.
Behold the day-break!I awaken you by sitting on your chest and purring in your face, I stir you with muscular paw-prods, I rouse you with toe-
Letmeoutletmeoutletmeoutletmeout.Wait--let me back in!...Letmeinletmeinletmeinletmein.Wait--let me back out!
You can never know where I am or what I am, But I am good company to you nonetheless, And really do regret I broke your ink
Your tummy, soft aswarm dough. I knead and knead, thenbake it with a nap.
Dogs have hair. Cats, fur.Dogs whine, yip, howl, bark. Cats purrr.I say: No contest.
The noisy jay swoops by and reviles me, he complains of my meow and my malingering.I too am not a bit subdued, I too am uncontrollable, I sound my splenetic yowl over the roof of the h
Fine. If you insist.I'll try Just.One.Nibble. But--I won't enjoy it.
The gym cat appears to those who will die. He is our totem." This thought came to me a few weeks ago. I shared it with no one of course.
Marco could not have known about the mystical effect of a full moon on cats and books left on their own in the library. Not until he saw the lines breathe, the words unveiled.
Would you buy potato chips that listed potato by-product or potato digest as an ingredient
I've found that he way a person feels about cats-and the way they feel about him or her in return-is usually an excellent gauge by which to measure a person's character
It is common knowledge that 87% of the problems of the world are caused by cats. No cats, no problems."Hank the Cowdog
Cats, Dog considered, were clearly a lot tougher than lost souls.
One grey cloak is much like another, just as all cats are grey in the dark.
Sometimes I like her calm, unwild, gentle as a sleeping child, and wonder as she lies, a fur ring, curled upon my lap, unstirring -- is it me or Tibbles purring?
Cats, no less liquid than their shadows, Offer no angles to the wind.They slip, diminished, neat, through loopholesLess than themselves.
Sorry about thesquishy in your shoe. Must'vebeen something I ate.
What do you mean "Ewww"?How is my tuna breath worsethan peanut butter?
John Grady looked at the table. The paper cat stepped thin and slant among the shapes of cats thereon. He looked up again. Yessir, he said. Just me and him.
I always imagined that cats were the Paris Hiltons of the pet world: They didn't quite deserve all the attention but they got it anyway.