Cats Quotes
that's what i mean about cats. they're always trying to make fools of us humans.
The man who will not defend the honour of his cat cannot be trusted to defend anything.
There are always cats around Charlie's, but they are usually refugees seeking asylum from the local rat population, and rather desperately friendly.
Being called "dangerous" by a cat could mean a great many things, but it was generally delivered as something of a compliment.
I fall short of her standards. She made me buy cat food that hasn't been tested on animals. My cats took one bite of it, spit it out, and yelled, "Did no one test this?
When you're fighting a crowd, it's good to shout potentially threatening things like "Crossbows!" or "Fire!" or "Giant Flying Cat!" every once in a while.
God I have been - God I am. But quite frankly, sometimes it is all just a little too much for one small cat.
You also yell at the pigeons outside, watch too many cooking shows, and have a blog entirely dedicated to pictures of yourself.
The cat required far less attendance than a human child, which is one of the reasons why spinster ladies prefer felines to babies.
I'm a cat. You know cat's don't like to go outside. They actually drop their smell all over a place, and that becomes their place. So when you live with a cat, you actually live at the cat's house.
There are many intelligent beings in the Universe. Most of them are owned by cats.
A cat is basically a great egomaniac who keeps the human company as long as it pleases itself.
Every cat knows how to keep his owner feeding them: You may scratch and bite ninety-nine times, but the hundredth time, you must leap into a lap and press your nose to their nose. Rules are for dogs.
Who shall tell the lady's griefWhen her Cat was past relief?Who shall number the hot tearsShed o'er her, beloved for years?Who shall say the dark dismayWhich her dying caused that day?
For there is nothing sweeter than his peace when at rest.For there is nothing brisker than his life when in motion.
You idiot!" She spat, flattening her ears. "What are you doing in my territory?""Drowning?" Replied Graystripe. "Can't you do that in your own territory?" "Ah, but who would rescue me there?
We lost track of which was which, but we were fairly sure that some of the creatures had been borne away still in the darkness of paganism, and that worried us a good deal.
The domestic cat is a bit of a contradiction. It freely accepts human friendship while never allowing even the most contented life to dim its sense of who it is and what it is capable of.
The mathematical probability of a common cat doing exactly as it pleases is the one scientific absolute in the world.
Cats are absolute individuals, with their own ideas about everything, including the people they own.
Rowl felt sure that Bridget's fragile feelings would be crushed if he denied her the pleasure of sharing her meat with him.
Cats never weep, she told herself, no more than wolves. It's just a stupid dream.
He might be living on mice, but Chesterton does not look like an animal who is governed by his appetites. He's an ascetic, if Cathbad ever saw one.
I wrote a book on cats. In retrospect, I should have used paper, cause chapter six got hit by a car.
If the trees and the plants are brothers, if the birds are my sisters, then cats are truly my kin.
I'd found my niche: cat-owning, stalker-y secretary. And I played the same part again and again and again.
The three months I'd spend with Eddie had taught me many things, and the top two items were (1) A Cat's Purr Makes Everything Okay and (2) The Cat Always Wins.
I already have insurance, a religion, and a newspaper subscription... I'm also... not interested in... aggressive sales of cats...
He is a cat, Miss Lancaster. Asking him such questions is an exercise in futility.
When a single cat let loose a war cry, it was an unsettling sound. When two cats suddenly wailed at each other in a similar fashion, it was downright unne
He had to give humans credit where it was due - they did seem to have a knack for building interesting places for cats to explore.
I just got another kitten, you know. Found another trademark. It's quite embarrassing I misse
...after a pointless delay for the humans to collect all their toys and keepsakes, he was able to take his rightful place in Littlemouse's arms and heard them all in the proper direction.
That's because they're people, only smarter. They know us better than we know them, and a lot of them have a sense of humor. They're exactly like us minus our useless mental power and thumbs.
This is the story of how I "came down with cat, " even though I had decided I would never, ever, own any pet.
I think I would rather have a cat than a sweetheart, after all. They are less trouble, and even the handsomest sweetheart is sadly lacking in fur.
