Celery Quotes

Celery Quote of the day

Many kids can tell you about drugs but do not know what celery or courgettes taste like.

I'm afraid of losing my obscurity. Genuineness only thrives in the dark. Like celery.

I tried to go anorexic for a good three hours. I ate ice and celery, but that’s not even anorexic. And I quit. I was like, 'Ma, can you make me a sandwich? Like, immediately.'

I'm sautéing emcees with fried rice up in the wok without the MSG and chopped celery.

Do you want me to call you Celery Stick instead of Cupcake or Honey-Pie? It just doesn’t inspire the same warm and fuzzy feelings.

The day my child tries a celery is the most stressful day of my life.

Never miss a party...good for the nerves--like celery.

Celery, raw, Develops the jaw

If you've got a plot the size of a car or a tiny yard in Italy, you're going to be growing tomatoes and basil and celery and carrots, and everybody is still connected to the land.

The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery.

Canada is the essence of not being. Not English, not American, it is the mathematic of not being. And a subtle flavour - we're more like celery as a flavour.

I don't eat celery. I eat raw milk, cheeses.

I got an ant farm. Them fellas didn't grow anything. Hey, how about some celery? Plus, if I tore your legs off, you would look like snowmen.

There ought t'be some way t'eat celery so it wouldn't sound like you wuz steppin' on a basket.

I slice up a ton of cucumbers, celery, carrots and red and yellow peppers. Keep them in your fridge so you always have something handy to curb your snack attack.

What are those bulb things you're slicing?""You've never seen fennel? It looks like celery and tastes like licorice.