Chairs Quotes

Chairs Quote of the day

Chairs are architecture, sofas are bourgeois.

If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.

The cure for crime is not the electric chair, but the high chair.

I wanted to clear up the slum of legs… I wanted to make the chair all one thing again.

Were way overdue on a woman sitting in one of those Big Three chairs.

As co-chair of the Iraqi Women's Caucus in the House, I've enjoyed the opportunity to collaborate with and hear from Iraqi women elected to serve in the new National Assembly.

Like a barber's chair that fits all buttocks.

I tried spinning around in a chair to impress a girl.

A chair must be really important as an object, because my mother always told me to offer my chair to a lady

Alchohol doesn't make you fat...it make you Lean...on tables, chairs & random people!!!

I used to think that elder love, if it even existed, was confined to rocking chairs or golf carts, that it had to be a dull business because of the physical limitations of age.

Rather than chairs and tables, I preferred the ground, trees, and caves, for in those places I felt I could lean against the cheek of God.

Donald Trump's mother, who said, Donnie! Stop playing Monopoly and get in that barber's chair! Never got a dinner!

Someone once said to me, 'Are you telling me that chair isn't real, that it's only thought?' I said 'Of course the chair is real. But it comes to you via Thought

My life isn't over and I'm not going to sit in a rocking chair and take money from the government.

I’m on top of my green like a lawn chair

Looking at the past is like lolling in a rocking chair. It is so relaxing and you can rock back and forth on the porch, and never go forward.

Regis Philbin is very successful in his own right. We have a new thing where he have chairs and we sit and talk to each other about my career and his career. It works pretty well if I do say so.

A chair is not just a product of decorative art in a space, it is a form and a space in itself

One must be able to say at all times--instead of points, straight lines, and planes--tables, chairs, and beer mugs

If it's the right chair, it doesn't take too long to get comfortable in it.

Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean...Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.

Life expects us to make a reasonable amount of progress in a reasonable amount of time. That's why they make those second grade chairs so small.

Fly to the Catholic Church! Adhere to the only faith which continues to exist from the beginning, that faith which was preached by Paul and is upheld by the Chair of Peter.

A chair is to have no backside. It should be beautiful from all sides and angles.

The good chair is a task one is never completely done with

I want people to understand that design is so much more than cute chairs - that it is first and foremost everything that is around us in our life.

Legislation won't necessarily start a riot. But the right song can make someone pick up a chair.

I had three chairs in my house; one for solitude, two for friendship, three for society.

Draw your chair up close to the edge of the precipice and I’ll tell you a story.

Shut up, sit in that chair there and go into a deep trance!

People buy a chair, and they don't really care who designed it.

In the middle of the woods Lived the Yonghy-Bonghy-Bo. Two old chairs and half a candle, One old jug without a handle- These were all the worldly goods.

If a chair or a building is not functional, if it appears to be only art, it is ridiculous.

Time was away and somewhere else, There were two glasses and two chairs And two people with one pulse.

Chair or no chair: a binary relation. But the vicissitudes of moving the body around are infinite. You never know what a person in a chair can do.

His books were the closest thing he had to furniture and he lived in them the way other men live in easy chairs.

Efficient management without effective leadership is, as one individual phrased, it, "like straightening deck chairs on the Titanic".

I had just settled Grandma on her folding chair and popped open our box lunch when the corpse floated by.

Corruption is a tree, whose branches are Of an immeasurable length: they spread Ev'rywhere; and the dew that drops from thence Hath infected some chairs and stools of authority.

Usability methods are like sandpapering a chair. If you are making a chair, the sandpaper can make it smoother. But no amount of sandpaper will turn a chair into a table.

It isn't so much what's on the table that matters, as what's on the chairs.

You've got to work. You've got to want an audience to sit forward in their chairs sometimes, rather than sit back and be bombarded with images.

Never take more than your share - whether of the road in driving your car, of chairs on a boat or seats on a train, or food at the table.

I wouldn't say that I'm the greatest guitarist ever. I'd say probably that I'm the greatest guitarist sitting in this chair.

Tell me what chair you've designed and I'll tell you what sort of architect you are.

I am a part of the political process whether the multinational forces are present or not. Politics is serving the people, not chairs and positions.

Humanity's become a product and when humanity is a product, you get Auschwitz and you get Chair.

One's need for loneliness is not satisfied if one sits at a table alone. There must be empty chairs as well.

When the grandmothers of today hear the word 'Chippendales,' they don't necessarily think of chairs.