Checks Quotes

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In 1999, the NRA leadership in Washington, pretty much the same people intact, were for (expanded background checks.)

A satirical poet is the check of the laymen on bad priests.

I think, with the administration they do Constitutionally-mandated things most of the time, but they don't - they fulfill the letter of their obligation to checks and balances, but not the intent.

They gave me a book of checks. They didn't ask for any deposits.

When she smiles niggers ask her for her hand in marriage; when I smile folks check their wallets.

If you want to be somewhere, you should go to that place and check it out.

Better to constantly check in than ride proud on your high horse.

[My favorite scientist] Michio Kaku. He deals with wormholes. Check him out. He's great.

To distract myself from thoughts of my father, i decided to check out the dead body.

The invisible hand never picks up the check.

Every girl on the planet was familiar to one-last-time e-mail checks.

In other words, my pot doesn't work?" "It doesn't have a pulse," he says. "I have a pulse." Kimmie offers her wrist. "Wanna check?

We all need to provide the checks and balances for democracy.

You been around enough to see that if you think you're it, you better check with me.

I do some of my best stand-up comedy during sound checks.

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women and girls begin to bare themselves behind and in front, and there is nobody to punish and hold in check, and besides, God's word is mocked.

I still hope that the American system of checks and balances will ultimately prevent this man, Donald Trump, with his erratic political style, from jeopardizing our European security architecture.

I cant justify taking money away from hungry kids and needy schools to pay for the Games when corporations are willing to write the checks.

I go on The Daily Beast. The Daily Beast is one of the websites that I check out.

If you are in a position to give direction to the masses, check your direction thousand times to be sure that it is the correct one!

I could cover the gamut. It's cool though you go in for an hour, read the script, leave and you got a check.

Businesses large and small shouldn't have to check the expiration date of a tax provision to see if it's still good.

People don't bother to check with anything anymore. They just like to speculate in print. We like fact-checking!

I will say that I'm proud of my connection to DC comics because they are absolutely fabulous in sending reprint royalty checks.

For the size of it, a check book is about the greatest convenience I know of.

The prize for ultimate inefficiency goes to America. We have built in so many checks and balances that our 'leaders' are the most thoroughly hogtied of any on Earth.

You need to check out his body using your super Spidey Otherworld senses.

I think my methods are more suggestive than assertive. Check out those passages again and see what you think.

We're both [with Mark Wahlberg] capable of being sarcastic, vicious, violent lunatics, but we hold each other in check, appeal to the best aspects of each other.

To measur whether it is humility or depression, check whether you are advancing spiritually or going down.

A citizenship of wholesale delegation and abdication to public and private power systems, such as prevails now, makes such periodic checks as elections little more than rituals.

I used to steal pens at the store. Back in the day when you would write checks, I would write a check and use the pen, and I would keep the pen.

Every word that judges value is circular. 'Good' is 'right' is 'proper' is 'just' is 'good'. But check the examples, and they're not circular at all: Every one says 'makes me happy'.

Who knew, when you were watching the Verizon ad and the guy said, 'Can you hear me now,' that was really just a mic check for the Obama administration.

We have discovered with our new information systems that we can make all the appropriate checks and ensure public safety is not dented in any way in a much shorter time frame.

Promises were like bad checks, easy to write and hard to cash.

What would we do without irony? Check out your own daily reliance on it, the foul-weather friend who's there for you when nothing else is.

Anyone who has had the experience of going through American security checks knows the purpose of these checks is not to make you safer; it's just to annoy you.

While I was in Montrose, the publishing checks went into the band's coffers. This was our management's decision; we were just financing ourselves on the road.

Peevishness may be considered the canker of life, that destroys its vigor and checks its improvement; that creeps on with hourly depredations, and taints and vitiates what it cannot consume.

Jackson doesn't bother to read the scripts anymore. He just checks to make sure he has one loud scene where he gets to shout, then cashes the paycheck.

I'll write you a check. I'll write you a check. How do you spell Sheamus?

If the election had turned out differently, I could be the one overseeing the signing of bailout checks and Vice President Biden could be on the road selling his book 'Going Rogaine.'

First trust your eyes... then check by rules. Many times something else is happening, and the rules will not apply.

It seems unfair that anyone can set up on Twitter using my name, or the name of any famous person, without any checks at all.

I never really liked "cool" books. I plowed through as much Borges and Joyce as possible, read the first half of V. and spent whole Bar Mitzvah checks on Beat poetry.

I've been typed as a horror writer, and I've always said to people, "I don't care what you call me as long as the checks don't bounce and the family gets fed."

I’ve always said to people, "I don’t care what you call me as long as the checks don’t bounce and the family gets fed." But I never saw myself that way. I just saw myself as a novelist.